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Ryan M

About Me

It was in a foreign hotel's bathtub I baptized myself in change
And one by one I drowned all of the people I had been
I emerged to find the parallels were fewer
I was cleansed
I looked in the mirror
And someone new was there
But, I was as helpless as a chess piece when I was lifted up by someone's hand
And delivered from the corner my enemies had got me in
But in all of my salvation I still felt imprisoned inside that holding cell that is myself
So I wait for the day when I'll hear the key as it turns in the lock
And the guard will say to me, "Oh my patient prisoner you waited for this day and finally, you are free! You are free! You are freezing."
Now I'm staring at the sun, waiting for it to explode
Because a day is gonna come, don't know when but it will come
And we'll finally know the way out of here
And I'll throw away this wrinkled map
And my chart of stars and compass, cracked
And I'll climb that tree all wet with sap to avoid the hungry beasts below I'll cut out my lover's tongue and sing
of a graveyard gray and a garden green
And we won't have to worry no more
No we won't have to wonder again
About how this song or story ends
About how this song and story will end

My Interests

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My Blog

son of horrible myspace film loglines

Deep in the LA night, HOPE confronts all the wrong turns she's made since leaving Ohio and ultimately meets the biggest wrong turn of all in her ex-boyfriend WILL, who's determined to win back her lov...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:17:00 GMT

Michael Bay: You Are Dumb.

ok so that’s not exactly news. But have you seen this Tranformers shit?? This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Sure, every piece of dialogue is clunky and embarassing- a...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:47:00 GMT

life goal

to check into a hotel under an assumed name.The name will be "Farook Bulsara."Wait... I just kind of fucked it up.The name will NOT be "Farook Bulsara." Nor will it be "James Gatz."
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:41:00 GMT

apparently the Cowboy Junkies have been in my kitchen

There's a young man in the corner playing 'Crazy' all night long Quarters piled high upon the table He orders Wild Turkey and with a quick wit and a smile He says, 'My darling, you're the one I'll dr...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:51:00 GMT

bar bands

I have some thoughts on bar bands. and maybe a short story.no time to write it right now, but just wanted to make an announcement to put pressure on myelf to actually write something later.
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:40:00 GMT

everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Joan Jett

- "I love rock and roll"- "I don't give a damn about my bad reputation"- "I think that I would die without good music"- " ya see 'em laugh while you're on your knees/And it breaks your heart cuz ya ga...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 13:10:00 GMT

my Coachella fantasy

the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine are led down a dark hallway which they are told leads to a special headliners-only backstage area.In reality, they are entering a solid steel car...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT

nostalgia

do you think anyone is nostalgic for the mid-late 90s nostalgia for swing dancing/music yet?I am going to start wearing a big zoot suit and all that stuff. Then when people say, "hey man, you must rea...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:16:00 GMT

"work is the curse of the drinking classes"


Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:56:00 GMT

another year, another Oscar for another deeply average screenplay

how to win an original screenplay Oscar:1) write a decent but fairly obvious and trite story2) hire a good publicist to dress it up as "indie"3) plagarize your best story points from National Lampoon'...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:55:00 GMT