son of horrible myspace film loglines |
Deep in the LA night, HOPE confronts all the wrong turns she's made since leaving Ohio and ultimately meets the biggest wrong turn of all in her ex-boyfriend WILL, who's determined to win back her lov... Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:17:00 GMT |
Michael Bay: You Are Dumb. |
ok so that’s not exactly news. But have you seen this Tranformers shit?? This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Sure, every piece of dialogue is clunky and embarassing- a... Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
life goal |
to check into a hotel under an assumed name.The name will be "Farook Bulsara."Wait... I just kind of fucked it up.The name will NOT be "Farook Bulsara." Nor will it be "James Gatz." Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
apparently the Cowboy Junkies have been in my kitchen |
There's a young man in the corner playing 'Crazy' all night long Quarters piled high upon the table He orders Wild Turkey and with a quick wit and a smile He says, 'My darling, you're the one I'll dr... Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:51:00 GMT |
bar bands |
I have some thoughts on bar bands. and maybe a short story.no time to write it right now, but just wanted to make an announcement to put pressure on myelf to actually write something later. Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Joan Jett |
- "I love rock and roll"- "I don't give a damn about my bad reputation"- "I think that I would die without good music"- " ya see 'em laugh while you're on your knees/And it breaks your heart cuz ya ga... Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
my Coachella fantasy |
the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine are led down a dark hallway which they are told leads to a special headliners-only backstage area.In reality, they are entering a solid steel car... Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
nostalgia |
do you think anyone is nostalgic for the mid-late 90s nostalgia for swing dancing/music yet?I am going to start wearing a big zoot suit and all that stuff. Then when people say, "hey man, you must rea... Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:16:00 GMT |
"work is the curse of the drinking classes" |
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:56:00 GMT |
another year, another Oscar for another deeply average screenplay |
how to win an original screenplay Oscar:1) write a decent but fairly obvious and trite story2) hire a good publicist to dress it up as "indie"3) plagarize your best story points from National Lampoon'... Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:55:00 GMT |