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Luke

I am here for Friends

About Me

Everyone tells me I have special powers.

My Interests

Mostly money

I'd like to meet:


Well, I am a married man. Most people tend to ask how it came about that we met. It's a complicated story but here's an abridged version: It was during my time in Nam, I was stationed north of Saigon. I had been there for awhile without the luxury of feminine company for quite some time so it wasn't long before me and the guys were making frequent visits to a small village brothel. It was there that I was able to meet a nice, young prostitute who was willing to supply me with intelligence regarding Vietcong activity in the region. Anyway, using her information we designed a covert operation, that I still cannot speak of to this day. Unfortunately, during the operation a piece of information was overlooked and our mission ended in disaster. Upon returning to the base I discovered that our sources had been compromised and that my dear friend and lover Cam Hang had been executed. I mourned for months even after returning home to the states. With no other options I turned to my old high school sweetheart for commiseration and for lack of a better option, eventually I proposed.

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Animal House, I can't remember

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill

Books:

Little Golden Books are my all-time favorite, but if you want my honest opinion, anything braille is a must-read.

Heroes:

I will be the first to admit that I can be quite modest but who can deny that this is a title that I would have to nominate myself for.