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About Me

Sometimes I'm too much for me to deal with. I like going places I don't belong, a fantastic cook, and I like to give people presents. Most of the time I look like I just got out of the dryer. When people meet for the first time they swear they know me from somewhere, or that I look familliar somehow. I fall down a lot. I'm seriously brilliant at making things pretty. I collect weird things. My friends are the most amazing people on the planet, and they know it. I can identify them by smell. I'm extremely interested in trying as many different kinds of meat as possible. Pork is just sublime - this and all it's denominations remains the most succulent of fleshy delicacies. So far my existance has progressed through a myriad of random events and predicaments. Fun stuff. I share my home with a brilliantly malicious cat, as well as an endearing, simple one (It's my fault, I named her Betsy). I don't have a favorite color, all of 'em are marvelous. The end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people with balls as big as mine, that are brass, and clink. ....

My Blog

opera stars that go mainstream.

i hate them.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Nothing ruins a day like a chunky camel toe.

well, maybe bees.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:26:00 GMT

all this effort

and i got nuthin' to say...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:58:00 GMT

yup

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Posted by on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:27:00 GMT

blog?

don't you get those at ikea?
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 12:12:00 GMT