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About Me

grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut (lusted for New York), lived in Montreal for 3 1/2 years, moved to Laugna, then to Hollywood, now in West Hollywood. the way to my heart is a road paved with candy. i love weird newspaper articles--mostly the small town stuff that makes it as a national headline--like "woman stifles intruder with frozen ham" (true story)--or "mayor exchanges sexual favors for free utility bills" (also true.) i love dancing. i like walking too but i'd always prefer to dance...yes, if i could i'd dance to the mall or dance down to the corner store for some milk. if you don't like to dance, let's not go to the club together. sometimes i want to wear moonboots or overalls, because i get tired of wearing the same jeans and t-shirt/polo shirt bullshit. i'm competitive. i love "to do" lists. i love jaegermeister, gin and red wine. i like things on my own terms, so if i'm going to go by your terms, you'd better play really fucking fair and be extraordinarily appreciative of it. things i'm neutral about - "white or wheat", trucker's hats, computers, movies with subtitles. i don't like emoticons or :) or :-) or :-0 or :-P. Seriously. i also don't like cats, baby talk, people calling weed "reefer" and being serious about it. i don't like people who lack a sense of humor, evil babies, and tomatoes (unless it's on bruschetta, in ketchup or in tomato sauce - preferably not chunky.) i don't like when people say "love you!" and don't really mean it.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who agree you shouldn't walk the streets but run them. people with good breath, perverts, people who do what they say and say what they mean. people who are unafraid to love. people who are street smart. and if you aren't street smart, you'd better be book smart. so smart boys --but really, men. people who understand music and love it more than breathing. people who aren't stiff--not that i think i really want to meet someone who's really "loose" but, i don't like uptight people. people who realize mints are a waste of time and that gum is where it's motherfucking at. someone who wants me to retire,who wants to support my lifestyle as i write, and who can't stop reading anything i crank out. even if it's someone else's song lyrics on a napkin, they'd want to read it. if it's my phone number written in the snow, or a novela written on the back of a train ticket, they want it. new people. real people. creative people. fun people. smoke-ring blowers. is there a hot boy who can knit? because that would be too hot. and if he can cook too, well, then look the fuck out. people who have mastered the art of being confident without being cocky or arrogant. i'll probably meet you if you are either of the latter, but i can't say that i'd "like" to meet you. actually, other people i don't want to meet: disrespectful people, people who claim to "hate" kids, and assholes. play a bitch on tv, but don't be one in real life. oh lordy, and you know what makes me crazy? people who introduce themselves like this "i'm alfonso but you can call me fonzi" or worse, nicknames in introductions that make no sense. "i'm matthew but you can call cougar."

My Blog

here we go

i always go into a sort of crisis mode before i leave town...and this is when i've come to writing these weird, last minute, whatkindofclosureareyoulookingfor notes----sometimes it's just mild anxious...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:54:00 GMT

hooray

well put, anna quindlen. Quindlen: Why Giuliani's Candidacy May Help GOP Why Giuliani's candidacy could be a good thing for the GOP. By Anna Quindlen Newsweek Sept. 3, 2007 issue - One of the...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:55:00 GMT

um, tell me about it

Dear Brody,Here is your horoscopefor Sunday, August 5:You're feeling amazingly intense right now -- so much so that you might feel like taking the day off and exploring your creative (or romantic) sid...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:19:00 GMT

haven't paid attention to my horoscope in so long

and why is it i always dedicate these to horoscopes? anyhow, someone (adam) sent me to alabe.com for a full birth chart reading. um, amazing. Here is the Astro Chart you requested:Name: Stephe...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:58:00 GMT

my birthday horoscope and i are boyfriends now, i love it so much

Dear Brody,Here is your horoscopefor Tuesday, May 1:Events that would halt another person in his tracks simply whet your appetite for more. What gives? Are you some kind of superhero or something? Oth...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:26:00 GMT

horoscopalicious

Wednesday, March 14:The stars emphasize fresh starts and major lifestyle changes, especially when it comes to work. It's time to tie up loose ends from the past and give yourself a clean slate. Free y...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:35:00 GMT

i be lovin these horoscopes

..> Sunday, January 28th: You're nothing but trouble: the most delightful, fun-loving and delicious kind of trouble. Reprioritize and make room in your life for fun. Do something wonderfully absurd ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:23:00 GMT

my horoscopes have been amazing lately

today's: Someone wonders what's the reason behind your serious mood. There's no reason; you're just ultra-focused on some high-priority life matters. Explaining will just waste your time. Keep o...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:58:00 GMT

i wish

i could actually bring myself to write something personal here. argh. damn the public forum. but thank god for rilo kiley's "more adventurous" album. and nina persson's "a camp".
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 16:53:00 GMT

albums i'm currently dating

kate earl's "fate is the hunter" jewel's "pieces of you" erin mckeown's "we will become like birds" regina spektor's "soviet kitsch" martha wainwright's "martha wainwright" rilo kiley's "the execution...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:58:00 GMT