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ChrisO ©

If it bleeds, we can kill it...

About Me

Hello my name is Christopher and I am an alcoholic....judge me before you know me. Do Try it!

My Interests


Waiting outside of schools parked up in my car with a bag of lollies.
Wearing nappies. Loving farm animals. Scat. Dwarf porn.
I also collect action figures, not dolls - action figures. Dolls are things that little girls play with and have imaginary cups of tea with. My action figures are cool, we have imaginary cups of beer together.
I have a Tony Montana action figure, do you think that fucking cockroach would want a cup of tea?

I'd like to meet:


GG Allin...wish this guy hadn't of died. He is best remembered for his notorious live performances that typically featured wildly transgressive acts such as Allin defecating onstage, rolling in excrement, committing self harm, performing naked, taunting people to perform fellatio on him, and violent actions towards the audience.

Music:



Like lots of music. Alternative, Punk, Hip Hop and you don't stop, Rock, DnB, breaks, electro and country music. First record I ever bought was Huey Lewis and The News. The one with Hip to be Square on it - man I thought I was so cool when I bought that record!

I now hate Huey Lewis.

Also big fan of The Misfits, MDC, Dead Kennedys, Bad Brains, Danzig, Samhain, Illegal, Tribe, Black Flag & Ramones.

Television:

Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Family Guy, Simpsons, ANTM, American Dad, South Park, Home & Away, Shortland St, anything with Brian Tamaki in it.


Books:

Do not read much, I used to read comics so I didn't have to read so many words. I like to look at pictures - FHM is a good read. Only books I have ever really read are Stephen King and Dean Koontz ones.

Heroes:

Robert Crumb, Chuck Norris, Herbert West, Frank the Bunny Peter Griffin, Cartman, Beaker, Dr Bunsen Honeydew, Optimus Prime, my cock.


My Blog

Fraggles vs. Muppets

So I was just thinking here at work...who would win in a fight between the Fraggles and the Muppets.... Got me wondering which side I would back and kinda figured that The Muppets would probably fuck ...
Posted by ChrisO © on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

John Rambo Trailer

Holy shit, this movie looks awesome. After hearing of another Rambo movie all I could think about was that Afghanistan set piece of shit Rambo 3. You know the one where you find Rambo camped out in a ...
Posted by ChrisO © on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Movies to watch.....

Mama! Movies are so important and as such I have compiled a list of must see movies you should check out before you check out - this list is a work in progress and is only a few of the movies you sh...
Posted by ChrisO © on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST