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La Llorona

I have the heart of a child......... ......In a jar on my desk!!!!!!

About Me

My restless spirit wanders the banks of the Santa Fe river after dark looking for the souls of my poor children.I haven't found them yet, so any soul will do for now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lost travelers, disobedient children, horny teenagers in remote cabins.

My Blog

I'll Tell You Tomorrow

Hola, Amigos!!! Our latest release, Mañana te Cuento (I'll Tell You Tomorrow) just got a terrific review. They even went so far as to say, "Mañana Te Cuento is American Pie in Peru, but with more hook...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:24:00 GMT

I am Available!!!!

Gracias a todos mis nuevos amigos!!!! You guys rock! Thank you for all of the compliments on my makeup. If you want to check me out in the flesh, the DVD of The Wailer (La Llorona)  is now ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:58:00 GMT

Men!

All they ever want is sex. You should have seen this last group of teenagers who came to my secluded cabin in the woods. The boys were all looking to hookup with las chicas en los biquinies. You'd th...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:30:00 GMT

You know what pisses me off?

Tresspassers! You get yourself a secluded cabin in the woods where you think you can get some alone time with the souls of your family, and some gringos estupidos try to move in! I tried to be polite,...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:54:00 GMT

Men Piss Me Off

Sometimes men can be so fickle. Like one time, I was really crushing on this hot guy, and he liked me, too. But I couldn't get him to commit, you know? He said that there was always somethin...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:52:00 GMT