This is normally the part of the bio that goes
something like this:
Blah blah talented musicians blah blah 2004 blah blah original music blah blah
inspirational and creative blah blah energetic live show blah blah recording
plans blah blah big buzz blah blah tour plans blah blah ready for the future
blah blah.
See how boring was that? Instead of one of the traditional emocookie-cutter
bios, Dear Stardom is going to tell you a real bio. You ready? Here it goes:
Dear Stardom is a band that formed to play music. They got their name because they apparently had aquired the plans to the spaceship. However, due to changes in thermodynamic circuit design, they realized that the plans were now worthless. It was then decided that they would turn to cynicism to fill the void that once was occupied by dreams of asteroids and capitalism. While this may sound like a plot found in Space Quest, its not. Furthermore, if you don't know what Space Quest or capitalism are, then none of this really matters anyways. The rocket is gone, but Dear Stardom lives on; that's basically all you need to know.
How did we do? Pretty good? We hope you like it. We also hope you like our
music. Thanks for reading.
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