Some things need addressing |
These are not complaints, but here are some that would make me happy: Item 1: Wife-beater t-shirts where never a good fashion statement unless the statement you are trying to make is "I beat my wife....
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:02:00 GMT |
66.667% Stoopid .... oh well ... at least I have my looks ... |
The Stupid Test Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you... put an X for each that is true. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out o...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:47:00 GMT |
oooh midterms! |
I have a midterm tomorrow at 8am so what better way to relax the mind then to fill out a mindless survey thanks to Joel. 1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: It's great, at fir...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
How I made my meals today. |
Step 1: Lay down and think about eatingStep 2: Go to kitchen and survey cupboard.Step 3: Go back to couch and lie down.Step 4: Walk back to kitchen and get a can of soup out of cupboard.Step 5: Lay do...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:40:00 GMT |
Just another lonley lady. |
This woman of no less than 80 years came into my store today. As she waited for her prescription she picked up the readers digest on the table in the waiting area. She flipped through the ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:51:00 GMT |
Completely Pointless |
This morning I woke up.It seemed to start out like every other day, the alarm clock rang.Instead of getting up and hitting the snooze button like I normally do, I walked into the bathroom and flushed ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:45:00 GMT |
smoke in mirrors |
Ok so I'm quitting smoking AGAIN! fuck, i hate not smoking. all I want to do is punch a hole in the wall. damn me for having to be rebellious. then some fuck face came up to me this weekend and tried...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:56:00 GMT |
Four hours no cigarettes and I could rip your head off. |
Quit smoking, try #2 for 2005. Hour 4. Not doing so well, all I want is a cigarette. I don't even want to quit smoking but I think that is the only way I am going to get out of this stupid alcoholic c...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:20:00 GMT |
The Vagina Game Continued |
Ok so this is how bored Jenna and I get at work...we extended the Vagina game into instant message:
JennaBennaG: I want to be out for a couple weeks, lol...........by the way, i added "The Littlest Va...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 13:55:00 GMT |
Shut up, or Get up. |
I'm sitting in my apartment and I am noticing shit. It's three times the size it needs to be...and larger than most of my friends'. Yet they share the space and greedy old me has...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:55:00 GMT |
