Shoes with some of what could be called flash. The arts that are fine are quite swell. Reading of the written word. Writing with pens. Writing powerful and emotional blogs. Dropping the H bomb. Rolling up my pants and taping bandanas to my clothes. Not talking to losers. Being on the list at the Aladdin, wow i am so cool, i shouldnt even talk to myself because im not worthy. Finding sweaters that only fit until they rip. Strangling parakeets. Clubing OSPIRG canvassers with baby seals then burning ants with a magnifying glass, punching little kids off of their bikes,
Any form of intelligent technology, like a robot, or maybe something cool I havent even heard of. Like Jesus, I could ask him how he feels about all these crazy christians running around saying that God hates fags and such. I could also find out for sure whether the guy spent all that time in the sun without sunburn or even a tan. He looks like Conan O' Brien for Christ's sake. What's his secret? Is it the whole son of God thing? I think Jesus has been given a bad rap, the guy hasn't been able to speak up for himself in years. Maybe he would admit that the whole son of God thing was just a good hearted prank gone too far. Then I would like to ask the big guy what his favorite amusement park ride is and then go on it with him. Afterwards we would enjoy some cotton candy, but we would have to share it, because Jesus made us give most of our money to some poor people who died before they could use it(sad). Ha. As the last bite of candy is revealed he will make a pass on me and I will have to say I don't crop that side of the field. Jesus will then say, "Goddamn you Batman", and then Batman will really be damned, tough luck!
The who, Murder city devils,Magnetic fields,DR. AWKWARD(it's a palendrome),I Punch Girls, Bob Dylan,The Blow,Tom Waits, Postal Service, Pinback, Arcade Fire, Elliott Smith, Interpol, Tortoise,Velvet Underground, Iron&Wine, Pixies, Mirah, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, M.Ward, Portishead, Keb'mo,T-Bone Walker, Muddy Waters, The Cure, The Smiths, Talking Heads, Flaming Lips, Ani Defranco, Xiu Xiu, The Elected, Bjork, Hot Hot Heat, Spoon, Neutral Milk Hotel, the sea and cake, Beck, Broken Social Scene, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Srokes, Systems Officer, Christian radio....and the only thing higher Star Monsters, Joy Division, Shostakovich the 11th.
Waking Life, Last Samurai(Tom Cruise is a badass ninja motherfucka!), Finding Nemo, Napoleon Dynamite, Team America, Shaun of the Dead(lol awesome with some red wine), Godfather one and two, Tombstone, fuckin Jaws, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Elf(except the ending sucked), I Married an Axe Murderer, Horatio Hornblower, Braveheart, American Beauty, Suicide Kings,The Usual Suspects, Death to Smoochie, Fight Club, Chocolat, Benny and Joon, Thin Red Line, Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter, Blade Runner, Rebel Without A Cause, Natural Born Killers, All kung fu thrillas,me and you and everyone we know....back and forth is so fun
I only watch commercials...oh and I really like Punjab Eggplant on top of pizza, but I guess that's not really television, it's more like food, oh well...
The Bible and only the Bible....ahhhahahahah, currently reading A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. And now I'm finished with that one and on to Guns, Germs, and Steel, now Devil in the White City by Erik Larson, now Europe Central and The Great Bridge.
I have a hero named frank, and he gets to decide who lives or dies. He is God...download his holier than thou ringtone at www.finallyIgotmyownringtoneIamGodformysake.doit