Krzysztof aka Kris aka Vlad the polish assasin!!!

Right now i just graduated from NIU majoring in Biology going to be a nurse.... *****AT NIU NURSING SCHOOL .........WAT....WAT...YEA...........IM NOT a jock, dont wear flip flops in the winter, baseball hats with beer caps on them that are ripped and dirty, think im better than anyone else, talk shit behind peoples back, do drugs(exc beer), hold grudges, an asshole like many other guys, get wasted and want to fight the world, a stuck up biatch, hater, I WILL NOOOOTTT go to you fuckin stupid ass web cam site to pay your dumbass $$$$ so that i can watch your fat ass take of you clothes,,,,get a real job BITCH!!!!going to walk by you with my head stuck up my ass thinking im so much hooottteeerrr*****wear a baseball hat wit sunglasses,***** THINGS I AM, funny as hell, open minded, put family first,do anything to help out a friend in need, party animal when i want to, accept people for who the are, dont judge people by their appearence, LOVE long conversations, honest, always up for anything at any given time, wont take shit from dumb fucks, donkey puch a bitch if they fuck with my peoples,have friends from everywhere on the planet,love food especially PIZZA, think Bad Santa is one of the funniest movies ever!!!!, a muthafuckin handyman (im Polish that is what we do), think the beach is the shiznit....ride around with my two 12" subs blastin what ever so you can hear me a mile away, will flick your dumbass off if you cant drive worth SHIT, will do a beer-bong wit yea at any time ant place, will tell yea if you have shit in your teeth, or if your breath smell like a sushi, wont hesitate to donkey punch your ass if you piss me off, will have a cigar and drink beer, vodak, gin, patrone, wit anyone who wants as long as your not a straight up biatch...well thats unelss you are buying the drinks :), i will buy a 1way ticket to Italy and live there if i can get my shit straight:even though im Polish, Italy is the dopest place in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i will laugh at the most stupid shit no matter the place or time or who the fuck im wit because i have a weird sense of humor, think Tom Cruise is one of the funniest actors ever....blah balh blah...hhmmmmmmm vodka j/k bitch only if you take a shot wit me :)SHIT...theres allot more,,,, but i dont feel like writing anymore... THIS PAGE CAN NOT HOLD MY DOME.....so if you want to know just ask... :) and then some....... bbbbbbbbb whooooooo u RRRRR/// GEA no. LOVA YAAAAAAAAAAAA?....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Get Custom Online Status Icons

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