..I'm seventeen
I was raised in Long Beach, CA
I am currently (temporarily) relocated in Tehachapi, CA
I can be a very patient person, however, I do not have any patience for ignorant/stupid/homophobic/or prejudiced people.
I rarely discuss religion and politics, seeing as I'm not extremely religious or extremely political.
I have no tolerance for excessive chatspeak.
I am a very loyal person.
I am an only child.
I am extremely annoying sometimes.
I have a death glare and I'm not afraid to use it.
I fear snakes, needles, frisbees, and death. Mostly snakes and needles though.
You can't scare me, I used to babysit.
Best Quotes Ever:
♥Imagine Me & You♥
Heck: Edie are you gay?
Edie: Am I gay? I'm ecstatic!
Luce: Don't forget me.
Rachel: I won't remember anything else.
Ned: Where did you meet?
Rachel: My wedding!
Tessa: But it's so soon! How can you be sure?
Rachel: I knew after three seconds!
Ned: I've heard of love happening that fast. The french call it "Le flash."
Tessa: They would, bloody perverts.
Tessa: Cooper, that trollop. He'd shag an open wound.
Luce: YOU'RE A WANKER NUMBER NINE!
Rachel: Boom! Hold that thought!
Edie: Whoaho pussycat, what the hell was goin' on there?
Edie: She's not just het'rosexual, she's like Barbie het'rosexual!
Ned: I love the smell of hot dog in the evening. Smells like...hot dog.
Heck: Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.
Luce: What's your name anyway?
H: Everyone calls me H. They say it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus H Christ, that's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me.
Ned: Last one to the altar's a sissy.
Reefer Madness
Ralph: It's the kid! He's in the toilet!
Sally: Just flush him Ralph.
*Mary falls to the ground*
Sally: She fell down!
