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oWsHhEeE!, I dUnNo hOw tO sTaRt tO dEsCrIbe mAhsElf… WeLL i aM oNe oF d pArTypEopLe iN d HaUs, I LoVe tO pArTy eVeRy FRiDaY aNd SAtuRdAy nIgHt tOgEtHa wIt mAh hOmMieZ sPeAcIaLLy aT tHe FoRt, EaStwOoD, gReEnBeLt aNd mALatE – wE represent – cOz mOneY aInT a tHinG. PArTy TiL dA bReAk oF daWn cOz i'M a rEaL pArTy aDDicT. i'M a cOnYo iN sTyLeZ bUt a gAnStAH iN hEaRt… iN OtHa wOrDs, i'M a haLf cOnYo aNd a HaLf gAnSTaH. i wAnT tO bE moRe diFfErEnT wIt oThAz iN tErMs oF sTyLe anD fAsHiOn aNd i hAtE iF sOmEbOdY mEsSiN wIt mAh wArDrObE aNd dUpLicAtE mAh sTyLe cOz I wAnNa bE diFfErenT wIt oThAz bUt I dResS aNd pUt mAh sTLeZ iN a rIgHt pLacE aNd iN a rIgHt tImE. i LovE gAnsTaH aNd sPeAcIaLLy gAnsTaH cHiX cOz I lOvE tHoSe pEoPLe wHo dO d cWaLkIn aNd hArLeM sHaKin bUt I hAtE JoLoGs. I aLsO LovE cOnYo aNd dEsCenT pEoPLeS cOz thEy aLsO dO tHe hArLeM aNd cWaLk. i cAn aLsO sAy tHaT I gOt d mOvEs oR cOz I cAn sAy tHaT I aM a gOoD daNcA bUt Im nOt a deViL iN tHaT FieLd. i aLwAyZ wAnNa dAnCe eVeN iF tHuRr iS nO sOuNdS sPeAcIallY dO tHe hArLeM. eVeN tHoUgH tHaT i hAvE a gAnStAh hEaRt bUt I aM nOT a tRoubLemAka, iN f*Ck i hAte tRoUbLe cOz I wAnt tO LivE aNd hAve a sImpLe LiFe. i cAn LivE wIthoUt fOod aNd wAtEr aSs LonG aSs tHeRe iS a hIp-hOp aNd rNb mUsiX. I aM oBsSseS wIt eVeRy hIp-HoP aNd r&B mUsIcS (anD slOw jAmZ) aNd I maKe sUre tHaT i hAvE aLL tHe LaTeSt eVeN oLd, pOpulAh oR eVen nOt, aNd tHosE hIp-hOp aNd r&b mUsIcZ tHat iS pLaYeD iN a lOt oF cluBs tHat I hAvE iT aLL iN mAh f*cKiN PC oR cDs cOz iT mAkEs mE hoLLa wHeneVah I hEar oNe cOz I aLwaYz LovE sOunDtRiPpIn rIghT oVa mAh cRiB aNd iNviTe mAh hOmMieZ tO bOuNcE iN mAh cRiB bUt I hAtE tAgaLog rAps (I dOnt gIve a sH*t iN thOsE jOLogS sTuFf). i aM aLSo inLovE wIt tHe bRaNd “bUrbeRry” eVen iT gIveS d f*Ck tHat I dOnT hAvE Lot oF tHosE cOz iT iS fO sHo’ eXpeNsiVe… aaiigghhtt. WeLL I guEsS tHeEZe rR eNouGh tO dEscRiBe mE bUt iF u tHinK tHaT tHis iS nOt qUiTe eNouGh, yAh bEtTah sEe mE dArLin/hOmmIeZ. KEeP bOunCin WiT yAh hOmMieZ!