Recording old tapes and LP's onto my pc and burning them onto discs. Lifting weights to keep as fit as my old frame will allow.Poking a cucumber through old people's letter boxes and shouting "the martians are coming." Followed by me sticking a gherkin through the same letterboxes and crying "Where's my mummy?"
The person who works for Cadbury's who thinks that chopping up bits of "flake", putting them in a yellow box and passing them off as luxury chocolates is ok -the tosser! What next, finger of fudge with a bloody ribbon round it!- - - - -Ginger Nuns - very rare!! - - - - -Noel Coward (probably through a medium I suppose)and thanking him for making me chortle after I'd read about an incident involving Bonnie Langford and a horse shitting on stage. So was he fed up with Miss Langford's fussy performance that when the horse shit on stage he was heard to comment that they could have solved two problems if they'd have shoved Bonnie's head up the horses arse!!Winston Churchill (through the same medium as before) and give him a cigar for the lovely retort he gave to Lady Astor after she said " if I was your wife I'd poison you". he replied " if you were my wife I'd drink it".
Pilot, Klaatu, Alan Parsons Project, William Lyall, Giorgio Moroder, 10cc, Naked Eyes, Judie Tzuke, Korgis, The Planets, New Musik, Heaven 17, Human League, Wings, Synthy Stuff, 1950's to 2000 and "stop there" 'cos I'm an old codger with my music tastes, apart from Scissor Sisters and that ilk.
Sci - Fi, Action, Comedy, cartoons.
Doctor Who (both old and new), Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, Simpsons, My Name Is Earl, Golden Girls, Futurama, Malcolm In The Middle, Nearest and Dearest, Bleak House, Life On mars,old Victoria Wood and French and Saunders but not the last ten years.
Bunty annual, 1979.
An old lady who told me not to buy brown bananas in Hull indoor market and buy one good one because I would get the squits!!Estelle Getty, the very funny actress from The Golden Girls who has had Altzeimers for a while. Her lovely little Italian curses were brilliant; "May you mix up your shampoo with your Preperation H and shrink your head to the size of a pea!"