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Top 10 reasons why dani is great
Written by Thom
1. she tucks me in when im sleepy
2. she listens to me bitch about my bowel movements without being too disgusted
3. she makes sweet pancakes!
4. she lets me watch star wars, sometimes
5. she thinks all my songs about anuses or sausage are the best songs in the world
6. she dances with me in the kitchen because in a past life my name was mister toes (the guy who knows) and mister toes was the worlds greatest dancer ever
7. she has great scratchers
8. she organizes everything because i dont understand what that word means
9. she can kick my ass and make me think it was for my own good and i should thank her for it (no, really, thats seariously a good quality-i need my ass kicked daily)
10. besides this statement: "thom, do you think prostitutes can write off condoms as a work expense on their taxes?", the only other reason i have is because.
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