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dani

Nothing but sarcasm & sexy movements

About Me

X I wish I was a hunter in search of different food
X I wish I was the animal which fits into that mood
X I wish i was a person with unlimited breath
X I wish I was a heartbeat that never comes to rest
X I wish I was a stanger who wanders down the sky
X I wish I was a starship in silence flying by
X I wish I was a princess with armies at her hand
X I wish I was a ruler who'd make them understand
X I wish I was a writer who sees what's yet unseen
X I wish i was a prayer expressing what I mean
X I wish I was a forest of trees that do not hide
X I wish I was a clearing no secrets left inside

AND WHEN I SAY GOODNIGHT THE PICTURES IN MY HEAD WILL DANCE AROUND MY ROOM AND FROLIC IN MY BED AND WHEN I SAY GOOD DAY THEY HIDE BEHIND MY EYES WAITING FOR THE DREAMING TO BRING THEM BACK ALIVE
-Vincent Marcone-
Imprefection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring
Marilyn Monroe
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.
Albert Einstein

Top 10 reasons why dani is great
Written by Thom
1. she tucks me in when im sleepy
2. she listens to me bitch about my bowel movements without being too disgusted
3. she makes sweet pancakes!
4. she lets me watch star wars, sometimes
5. she thinks all my songs about anuses or sausage are the best songs in the world
6. she dances with me in the kitchen because in a past life my name was mister toes (the guy who knows) and mister toes was the worlds greatest dancer ever
7. she has great scratchers
8. she organizes everything because i dont understand what that word means
9. she can kick my ass and make me think it was for my own good and i should thank her for it (no, really, thats seariously a good quality-i need my ass kicked daily)
10. besides this statement: "thom, do you think prostitutes can write off condoms as a work expense on their taxes?", the only other reason i have is because.

I'd like to meet:

Hank Azaria, Albert Einstein, Lucy & Desi, Bettie Page, Sandra Bullock, Dominic Purcell, Michael Vartan, Kate Hudson,Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland, Edward Norton, Will Smith, Wes Craven, Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Andy Warhol

Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

7 year bitch
AFI
Aerosmith
Akon
Alanis Morissette
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
B52s
Bangles
Beastie Boys
Bile
Billie Holiday
Billy Joel
Blink182
Blondie
Bloodhound Gang
Bob Segar
Bon Jovi
Bryan Adams
BTO
Buddy Holly
The Cure
Cyndi Lauper
Dayton Family
Dead or Alive
Depeche Mode
Desi Arnaz
Destinys Child
Diana Ross
Disney Songs
Dixie Chicks
The Donnas
Dropkick Murphy’s
Eddie Money
Elvis
Eminem
Envogue
Eric Clapton
Etta James
Evanesceence
Everclear
Fine Young Cannibals
Fiona Apple
Flogging Molly
Frank Sinatra
Garbage
Genitorturers
Genuwine
Green Day
Guns and Roses
Huey Lewis
Humpty
Incubus
Irish Music
Janet Jackson
JayZ
Jessica Simpson
Katatonia
Joan Jett
Juevnile
Le tigre
Letters to Cleo
Louis Armstrong
Lynard Skynard
Marilyn Manson
Men with Hats
Michael Jackson
Michelle Lewis
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mozart
My Dying Bride
Naughty By Nature
Nelly
New Kid's On the Block
Nickelback
NIN
No Doubt
Offspring
Oldies
Perfect Circle
Pete Gabriel
Phil Collins
Proclaimers
Ramones
Rammstein
Rancid
Reel Big Fish
Republica
Tool
Richard Marx
Rob Zombie
Robert Palmer
Rod Stewart
Roxette
Salt N Peppa
Save Ferris
Sin Machine
Smash Mouth.
Snoop Doggy Dog
Stabbing Westward
Static X
System of a Down
Tffany
Tears for Fears
Tone Loc
Tricky
U2
Vanillia Ice
Van Morrison
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Movies:

Kid's Movies
Harry Potter Movies
Corpse Bride
Hocus Pocus
Anastasia
Emperors New Groove
Ice Age
Ice Age 2
The Incredible
Monsters Inc
Shrek 1 &; 2
Alice in Wonderland
Finding Nemo
Lilo & Stitch
Elf
Robots
Labyrinth
Horror/Thriller
Dawn of the Dead
Halloween (all of them)
Salem’s Lot
Chucky Movies
Skeleton Key
6th Sense
Dead and Breakfast
Pet Cemetery
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Tales from the Crypt
The Grudge
Exorcism of Emily Rose
Ninth Gate
Butterfly Effect
Evil Dead
Night of the living dead
One Hour photo
From Hell
Phone booth
The Craft
Joy Ride
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Glass House
The Village
Identity
The Missing
House of 1000 Corpses
Trapped
28 Days later
Secret Window
Kiss the Girls
Red Eye
Sleepy Hollow
Queen of the Damned
Don’t Say A Word
Kalifornia
Saw
Red Dragon
American Psycho
Interview with a Vampire
Sci-Fi
War of the Worlds
Signs
Independence Day
Matrix 1 & 3
80's
Sixteen Candles
Breakfast Club
Teen Wolf
Goonies
Can’t buy me Love
Big
E.T.
Adventures in Babysitting
Pretty in Pink
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Big
Heathers
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Weekend at Burnie's
Cult
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Run Lola Run
Jawbreaker
Career Oppertunties Freeway
Bubba Hotep
Mallrats
Fight Club
Ghost World
Go
Hackers
Way of the Gun
Reservoir Dogs
Adaptation
The Boondock Saints
Natural Born Killers
Comedy
Mrs. Doubtfire
Shawn of the Dead
Mr. Deeds
Little Nicky
A Christmas Story
Ratrace
The Burbs
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
A Guy Thing
Vegas Vacation
Summer Vacation
Christmas Vacation
Maid to Order
Waterboy
Beetlejuice
Big Fish
Suicide Kings
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
Charlie’s Angels
Big Trouble
Saved!
The Ref
School of Rock
The Stepford Wives
Matchstick Men
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Romantic
Father of the Bride
How to lose a guy in 10 days
50 Firsts Dates
Ever After
The Wedding Planner
Action/Adventure
Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2
Back to the Future 1 2 & 3
Batman (all of them)
Spiderman 1 & 2
Gone in 60 Seconds
Jurassic Park 1, 2 & 3
Italian Job
Drama
It Runs in the Family
Lost in Translation
8 Mile
Mr. Holland’s Opus
Mona Lisa Smile
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Girl Interrupted
Meet Joe Black
The Adventures of Sebastian Cole
Fargo
25th Hour
28 Days
The Prestige
John Q
Edward Scissorhands
Blow
Save the Last Dance
Helter Skelter
American History X
The Terminal
Adaptation
American Beauty
Enough
Virgin Suicides
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Television:

Law and Order: SVU
CSI(las vegas)
Huff
Frasier
Roseanne
Prison Break
I love Lucy
Dick Van Dyke
House
Daria
Whos Wedding Is It Anyways?
Ghost Hunters
Lost
Dead Like Me
Roseanne fanatic!!!

You know absolutely everything there is to know about this show! You..'ve seen every episode, and you enjoy watching re-runs!!! Good job!


Books:

Books Harry Potter Books
Bunnicula - Deborah & James Howe
Prince Bride - William Goldman
The Giver - Lois Lowry
Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
Amityville Horror - Jay Anson
Amityville Horror 2 - John G. Jones
Youth in Revolt - C.D. Payne
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Autobiography of a Fat Bride - Laurie Notaro
& a ton more.

Heroes:

Free Spirits, My Mom & Papa

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My Blog

Coach Outlet

It's offical. Thom and I are trying to get pregnant. Well, I guess it's not 100% offical. We aren't trying, but we're not not trying either. So basically, we're not trying to get pregnant, but we're n...
Posted by ♥Dani on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:15:00 PST

When will people learn not to mess with me?

We got an overdraft fee this morning. Apparently a check that we received for the wedding ($100) had bounced, twice, and put us in the hole. Lasalle Bank then decided to charge us a $128 overdraft fee...
Posted by ♥Dani on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Valentines Day (Thom DO NOT READ THIS!)

Thom... you better not be reading this.... for the rest of you... scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay, Hopefully Thom will obey, and not read this. So, I'm trying to think of Valentines Day ...
Posted by ♥Dani on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST

What a morning.

I've been up for 30 minutes so far. So far I've gottan stuck on the toilet with a bloody nose. I was in the process of checking my monthly "womaniles" if you catch my drift, and my nose starts bleedin...
Posted by ♥Dani on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

I hate...

I hate being unhappy.....
Posted by ♥Dani on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

Romance & Hamburgers

I want some ideas here. For all of you in relationships of some sort, no matter if it's a marriage, serious dating, or casual dating, what are you planning on getting your significant other? Are you p...
Posted by ♥Dani on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Tattoos

Current Tattoos: - Desi on left shoulders - Lucy on right shoulder - Star in middle of my back (no pic available) Future Tattoos: - Leo symbol on the back of my neck - Shamrock on back of shoulder...
Posted by ♥Dani on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Still sick, but in better spirits

The battle for my health continued through out the day. I drenched myself in cold medicine and ploped my fat ass on the couch all day long. It was a long, tormenting day. I'm sure Thom could second me...
Posted by ♥Dani on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

We spend it like we're rich, but don't be fooled. We just like being in debt.

Thom and I have been spending money like drunken yuppies. Do we have money? Not really. But we have credit. And those bastards are aafes.com raised our credit line. We recently bought a wireless route...
Posted by ♥Dani on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:33:00 PST

Yolanda - The Bitch Buick from Hell

I didn't sleep well last night. I woke up a few times feeling so horribly sick. I was worried that I was going to vomit right there in bed. Ugh. It didn't help that our bedroom got overly hot last nig...
Posted by ♥Dani on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST