i'm that sarcastic smart girl with biting wit that's always saying what everyone else is already thinking. i'm not a punctual person, but i've got great comedic timing.
i'm the girl who is perpetually watching her pretty friends get hit on. i'm very adept at alphabetizing. i'm the girl who can be condescending in such a way that it may not even register how horribly i’ve cut you down until at least five minutes have passed.
i strive for simplicity, but complexities always seem to get in the way. i get carded for rated r movies, but not for cigarettes. i’m a sucker for a great sense of humor and a beautiful mind. i do not have a fashionable haircut. i own far too many pairs of shoes, even for my liking. i drink coffee and pbr like they’re going out of style. i live for mischief and cheap wine.
i hate pretentious people. i love scrabble, even though i strive to put eloquent words on the board, rather than to win. cold weather is my favorite. i hate the beach unless it’s abandoned at night. i love airports and dislike road trips. i used to think i knew what i wanted to do with my life, but right now, i’m not quite sure. i love dinosaurs and cupcakes and robots and other ridiculous, trivial things.
i’ve always wanted to live in a house that had a window seat that i could spend rainy days on reading books. i’ve never been camping. my friends and my puppy mean more to me than anything else in the world. i hover between bubbly and misanthropic. i dream in technicolor and experience déjà vu on a very frequent basis.
ergo, i am simply complicated.
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