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About Me

only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried to a trickle will man finally realize that we cannot eat money and reciting old proverbs makes you sound like a twat

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert.. hubba hubba

My Blog

Im a celebrity ... get me out of here!!

Im alive and bored out of my mind in minneapolis. someone save me! I need a month to clear my head in the woods or mountains or city of st pete... actually I almost want to go back to los angeles and ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:45:00 GMT

a 241'er.

mapquest and google maps have gotten me lost 10 too many times!!!!! Fuck them! Exits that don't exist, slight right and slight u turn park run around your car scream poo poo pee pee then your there! I...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:03:00 GMT

sit. stay. stay.. stay... vote. good american!

Ya know what I think? know? That I dont like to be told what to do. I also dont like to be told what to believe. Religion, politics, even how I feel.  All around me im being controlled by a varie...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Jeopardy channel? and how!

If there was a Jeopardy channel, I would probably watch it at least 5 hours a day if not more. Unless the new Project Runway is on then omg Bravo for me! But seriously though, they really should have...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:15:00 GMT

No you cant yell theater in a crowded fire.

I'll tell you what; its really not smart to fall asleep with lit cigarettes in a room with lots flammable things by your bed, because sometimes they start fires. Also sometimes smoke detectors dont g...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:58:00 GMT

Theres something about beer bellys

So I have this 'thing'. its not a baby, oh no no no, and thank goodness. But (I dont think its appropriate to start sentences with but) but (and but again, butt, and buttox) its a lovely beer belly. I...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:12:00 GMT