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Mason Fitzpoury

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About Me

Whats up friends? I am still here in Knox County for the time being but I will be in an exciting new locale as soon as I get my law school acceptance letters back. The options are Michigan State, Memphis, Nashville, Charleston, and Louisville. I really wanted to apply to Denver University but I figured having an 8 month ski season could be a detriment to my education. I currently work for the Sevier County District Attorney and hope to continue with their office upon the completion of my legal studies. My shoulder is still kinda messed up from my last Colorado trip but I would like to get back out there one more time before the season ends. If any of you feel like an impromptu ski adventure let me know. I can bandage up my shoulder mummy style and we will partake in a high alpine adventure.

My Interests

Re-enacting Impromtu Political Debates Between early 19th Century Presidential Candidates, Golf, Skiing, College Football, The Chicago Cubs, NASCAR, Movies, Hanging with Friends, Trying new Beers, Hiking, Fishing, and collecting Alexander "I'm in control here!" Haig Memorabilia.

I'd like to meet:

Living descendants of Millard Fillmore, Walter Cronkite, Bill Clinton, The guy who dresses like Ben Franklin and walks around Philadelphia so I can ask, "Whats your deal?" I think he makes a career out of being on History Channel documentaries. Jon Stewart, Barak Obama, Mark's mysterious "girlfriend," and G.I. Joe......
Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
35% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

You scored as Liberal. You value strong individual freedom and believe that government has a vested interest in the common good, with an emphasis on aiding the socially/economically underprivileged. In foreign affairs, you believe in working with the international community to solve problems. You are more likely to vote with the Democratic Party.

Liberal


83%

Fascist


42%

Environmentalist (Green)


42%

Libertarian


42%

Centrist


33%

Conservative


25%

Socialist/Marxist


8%

Anarchist


0%
What is your true Political Ideology?
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You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.

Existentialist


100%

Materialist


75%

Cultural Creative


69%

Postmodernist


69%

Idealist


56%

Modernist


50%

Romanticist


44%

Fundamentalist


19%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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You scored as Classical Liberal. You are a classical liberal. You are sceptical about much of the historicity of the Bible, and the most important thing Jesus has done is to set us a good moral example that we are to follow. Doctrines like the trinity and the incarnation are speculative and not really important, and in the face of science and philosophy the surest way we can be certain about God is by our inner awareness of him. Discipleship is expressed by good moral behaviour, but inward religious feeling is most important.

Classical Liberal


75%

Modern Liberal


71%

Emergent/Postmodern


57%

Neo orthodox


50%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan


43%

Charismatic/Pentecostal


36%

Reformed Evangelical


36%

Roman Catholic


36%

Fundamentalist


14%
What's your theological worldview?
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Music:

I love all kinds of music. Here are some of my favorites……… Depeche Mode, Miles Davis, Wilco, Muse, Tom Petty, Thursday, Tool, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Mars Volta, 311, Ben Folds, Reggie and the Full Effect, Led Zepplin, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Deftones, Hank Williams, Frank Sinatra, Minus the Bear, Dredg, Sublime, David Bowie, Foo Fighters, Dave Mathews Band, Counting Crows, Luciano Pavarotti, U2, Incubus, Ray Lamontagne, Stone Temple Pilots, Moby, Elvis Costello, Something Corporate, Journey, Weezer, Aimee Mann, Bob Seger, Jimmy Eat World, Jump, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, Van Morrison, The Beatles, Guster, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tonic, Bob Dylan, Dismemberment Plan, Marvin Gaye, David Allan Coe, Garth Brooks, Pedro the Lion, Snow Patrol, Duncan Sheik, John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Government Mule, Jackie Green, Old Crow Medicine Show…..And Many More….

Movies:

I can't list them all. I love movies, especially B movies as long as my buds are around to laugh with me.

Television:

Arrested Development is the best show since Seinfeld. Law and Order, West Wing, Attack of the Show, College Sports of any kind, I LOVE the History Channel, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MST3K, Reno 911, Family Guy, Cosmos by Carl Sagan, The Office (both versions).

Books:

In the process of reading Barak Obama's book, All too Human, Black's Law, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Jennifer Government, 1984, Empire, Catch-22, Haroun and the Sea of Stories to list a few.

Heroes:

Ed, Chip, and Teresa...Robert Kennedy, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, Kobaiashi, Millard Fillmore, Eric Meadows, The drummer from Def Leopard, Bill Murray.

My Blog

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Posted by Mason Fitzpoury on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:04:00 PST