carrie

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BRADENTON IF.........You..'ve been to the midevil fair for a field trip....you know who snooty is....you already know who..'s going to win when its.."Southeast vs. Manatee.."....You remember Outerlimits..... You actually know what palmetto is....you..'ve been to a .."speedy..'s.."....You call it B-town.....you remember when the red barn flea market burned down....you were glad when 95.7 came out....you remember smelling tropicana or the flowers bakery in the morning....you remember when miami subs used to be by the mall.... you go to Walmart just to chill....you know who the pelican man is.....you went to johnson,harllee,sugg, lee, lincoln or king middle school....you went to boys and girls club in the summer....you rather go to the Sarasota mall cuz u think its classier....you know drug dealers or wanna be rappers.... You make frequent remarks about 14th st.....you remember being sooooo psyched when Inextremis opened.....You remember the OLD mall food court.....you drive with no license....you remember going to planet fun....stayed in avondale,citrus meadows,palmetto trace,bradenton village,oakmeade,manatee woods, the gates when it was called willow run or know someone who has....go to mcdonalds after the game or denny..'s (hungry howies was the shit when you were younger)....you..'ve been to that fake ass Mardi Gras!(lol Rubonia)....You..'ve rented a limo for prom or homecoming and gone to the beach or saint armonds circle to .."walk around.."....You remember getting free cookies from the bakery at Publix or Winn-dixie.....You know what red tide smells like....You know .."the village.."....in elementary school you sang x-mas carols at either the mall or an old folks home....You..'ve seen (and know what it is)...the old-fogey 500.....You remember the OLD bayshore....and when the halls flooded..... You remember Lincoln and how bad it flooded before the new one....You..'ve spent at least 1 year of schooling in .."portables..".....your middle school had gang tags on the handball courts.....you know beer can island all too well....you..'ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese....you remember when Pirates cove was cool....you look forward to the Medieval fair every year.....You know at least one person you went to school with that had a baby before highschool.....you know where to go in sarasota(palmetto) where they don..'t card for beer.....You went to a movie when the hollywood 20 opened and thought it was the shit.....you remember going to Florida wheels every friday night....you remember trying to leave florida wheels to walk to the mall or smoke outside and being caught.....you..'ve been on a field trip to disney in an old ass ghetto bus that needs an oil change.....You..'ve been to GT-Bray on a field trip and thought it was pimp.....You..'ve snuck into the dollar theatre.....You remember when Zingers was open and dreamed of being old enough to go there.....You..'ve made fun of the peek-a-boo before..... your family bbq..'s at coquina.... you call the honey bears honey hoes!(not cool).... Fun night is hanging out at sonic or white ave.... You are only in your 20..'s and already have a kid.... You go to Oakmont 8 just to hang out or smoke....and finally, you can..'t wait to move the hell out of here!