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whisky in the jar

spartans...tonight...we dine...in hell...

About Me

well. my name is ed. i grew up in a small area called fair oaks, NY. most people have no idea where the hell that is, so i just tell them bloomingburgh or middletown. its easier that way for them, and for me. i don't have to explain, and they don't have to think. i went to pine bush high school. i was a bushman from kindergarden through 12th grade. yeah. pretty cool right!? i enjoyed high school. sometimes i miss it. it's been so long since i was there. i graduated in 2001. that's right. 2001. jesus christ it's been a while. 5+ years man. 5+ years. i feel old now. i went to suny oneonta. i got my degree there. computer art with a minor in criminal justice, if you must know. frankly. it doesn't matter. a bachelor's degree (4 year degree for those of you who want to know before you ask. and yes. it took me 5. im a little lazy sometimes) isn't worth the paper it's printed on anymore. so now i work at the wonderful world of dick's sporting goods. galleria at crystal run. middletown. new york. kill me now. i make shit for pay, but i work with some pretty cool people, so it's not all bad. i sell golf clubs. i've finally let my hair grow back, for those of you keeping track (all one of you, maybe?)...sure the bald thing was cool, but hey, i've been told i look better with hair...and i got tired of people thinking i was some neo nazi (you know, because i totally act like one...) i like foods that are bad for you. fatty foods. fast food. lots of food. french fries. burgers. all that good stuff. im not fat or anything. but im probably going to die at like age 32 due to clogged arteries from the fast food. but its tough not to eat fast food when you work at the mall. the food court is so inviting. i spend at least $10 a day there when im working. so this job at dick's is literally killing me. cool right!? im killing myself for $8 an hour. but i get health benefits. which im going to need when i keel over in a couple of years from all the greasy food i eat on my breaks. i hate mowing the lawn. that is why i can't wait to make some real money and move out of my house. i just dont like grass. not grass itself, just the fact that it always grows and you have to cut it. it drives me nuts. i also like video games. they are definately fun. world of warcraft is a good time. i play it lots. i have many friends who play it too. its a bonding experience. i love music. lots of music. any kind of music. so don't ask if i like it, because i probably do, except for dave matthew's band. i hate them, and i hate him. i hope a meteor lands on dave's fucking house. hes an idiot. i also love art. drawing. painting. anything. i love to look at art. i love to lay on my lawn, stare at the sky, and imagine things to draw. hr giger and luis royo are my two favorite artists. they are amazing. they make me happy. movies too. i like movies. i own probably more than 150 dvds. maybe more. i havent counted in a while. but its 2 whole bookcases full. i want to go back to the 1980's. life was so much cooler then. journey. billy idol. max headroom. teenage mutant ninja turtles. transformers. thundercats. i miss hulkamania. mr t. the a team. all that stuff. bob saget as danny tanner. although he is SO much cooler now. speaking of the 1980's...i'm so freaking SICK of all these little teenage emo punks who wear the thundercats or transformers tshirts and think "OMG LIKE IM TOTALLY 80'S" when they were born in FUCKING 1992!! you can't love a decade YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE FOR. thanks. on that note. im tired of typing. i hope you enjoyed the read. ps.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ed
Birthday: february 21st, 1983
Birthplace: middletown, ny
Current Location: middletown, ny...still...
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11" or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: british, dutch, italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: nice eyes and a cute smile
Your Fears: early death and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a real job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the "..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: jesus, already? i'm still tired
Your Best Physical Feature: i'd say my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: the lunch table with the guys in HS
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: arby's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, the darker the better
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: very rarely
Do you Swear: too much sometimes
Do you Sing: um. not well, but i do when i drive
Do you Shower Daily: yah. i hate smelling bad
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: just graduated
Do you want to get Married: yah
Do you belive in yourself: for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: meh. kinda i guess
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: absolutely
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sadly enough, no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. i work there. *vomit*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no way man.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: have not.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope.
Ever been Drunk: absolutely.
Ever been called a Tease: no.
Ever been Beaten up: nah.
Ever Shoplifted: have not.
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, but i'd prefer to not die ever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm grown up now, supposedly.
What country would you most like to Visit: england, but really all of europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: medium?
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: smoked like 5 times. thats about it.
Number of CDs I own: a lot.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not much. living in the past isn't the way to go.
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My Interests

whatever...video games, particularly world of warcraft...woot...umm...girls, sports(mostly basebally, GO YANKEES!)...cars, music, movies, you name it...i like alot of things...i'm easy to please

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

just about anything, and i mean anything...mozart to metal...i have an affinity for 80's music and heavy metal...but i like it all...even some country...

Movies:

lord of the rings, shawshank redemption, the crow, braveheart, lots of movies...you name it, ive probably seen it...and probably like it too...

Books:

i don't read often...but give me something good and im sure i'll read it...