Jet-sking, Going 67 Mph, on a lake, Is fucken Fast. Besides that i like camping, Chillen With Friends, Going out, Ask more bout it later...
You make me smile because... by xLiL PreP1x
Name...
Your Laugh .... Is envied by many
Your Smile ... Brightens up my day
Your eyes ... Are amazing
Your scent is.... Too cute
Your lips are... Perfect
Your hair .... Looks great on you
Your friendship .... Is Wonderful
Your hug ... Makes me feel safe
Your kiss ... A perfect 10!
Your love .... Entrancing
You ..... radiate beauty!
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Why Everyone wants to be Italian:
1.Italians are the greatest lovers.
2.Italians are the greatest kissers.
3.Italians make the best wise guys.
4.Nobody loves their mamma like an Italian.
5.Italians are without a doubt the best looking people.
6.It took an Italian like Columbus to discover America.
7.No one cooks finer cuisine than the Italians.
8.The Pope lives in Italy.
9.Italians have the toughest godfathers.
10.De Nero, Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian.
11.No nationality is more "jocked" then Italians.
12.The reason for the fact above is the Italians are the loudest and the most funniest people around.
13.Italians have the only children who come in for dinner and leave three days later.
14.Everything is the biggest and most expensive.
I'd like to meet:
I like to meet a girl, that like's me for being me. I am not you Typical Guy, Sorry to any guys out there, But you guys are Fucken assholes Sometimes, swear... and girls too, you girls say you want a guy who actually cares for you , and then when you find them you say he is too soft. and that i am not your typical guy in the sense that i rather have a realationship, then a one night stand, and by that i mean one where we can chill and just hang out, Talk, and more imprtant i will listen, go out to movies, go out to the mall, take a walk, hold hands, Sweet lil Simple Kisses,Kisses on your fore head, Cuddle, hold each other, keep each other warm, fall asleep in my arms, While Gazing into your eyes, Watch over you while you sleep, and you noe that you are completly safe in my arms. and then just fall asleep beside each other.
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soccer
soccer! you have a love for the outdoors and don't mind getting down and dirty. you have a love for the sport and are competitive beyond belief, but don't let that get in the way-- pushing so much can get the ball taken away...
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Music:
Hip-Hop, Punk Rawk, Rap, Basically w..e gets me moving, I love to dance, and i am not to shaby when it comes to it. I can teach you a thing or two.
Movies:
Half Baked, Swat, Bad Boys one and two, Black Hawk Down, The day after Tomarrow, Scary Movies are aite. and Of course The Godfathers Part One and Three, Two is Fucken Confusing, There is alot more, ask more bout when i get to you noe you better
Television:
Comedy Central, and Discovery Channel.
Books:
I dont really noe?!?!
You Know You're Italian When....
You have a nonna.
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00
You know what a rice ball really tastes like.
Your car has a green red and a white bow with a horn attached on the mirror!
You know the words to Dominick the Donkey!
On Christmas Eve you eat only fish
Your favorite slow song: Ti Amo
"Fuhggettaboutit"
The Godfather is your role model
You love Nutella...anytime...
Your nonna's meat balls are the best
You always dress to impress
You always gotta have a clean pair of Fila's
You love Versace, Gucci, Prada, Armani, just cause there Italian.
Favorite movies: Godfather, Good Fellas, Bronx Tale, The Last Don... and you live by them.
Guys gotta respect their women...or else...
You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by either your mother or your nonna.
Pasta, pasta, pasta everyday.
Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.
You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.
You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.
Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professor" among your aunts.
You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5'11", it is presumed his mother had an affair.
There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
At some point in your life, you were a D.J
30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.
You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.
Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.
You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.
You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.
Clothes from the Chess King will actually fit you.
It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."
You have many relatives named either Joe or Mary...
You grew up in a small house, but you still had two kitchens. (One was in the basement)
Your grandfather had a fig tree
You've always wanted a red Ferrari
Connie Francis songs makes you cry
At least one person in your family does a great impression of Don Corleone
You feel strangely comfortable when you sit on plastic-covered furniture
You know all the words to "That's Amore"
You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 9 courses despite the fact that you don't eat half of it.
You ask "How much for cash?" when buying but will accept 'gifts' in exchange for cash when selling.
You are not materialistic but insist a $500 wedding present is nothing.
You think have a concrete backyard is nice.
You think having swans in a big fountain in the front yard next to the veggie patch is tasteful.
You actually believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bonboniere at your wedding.
You always have a friend who 'owes you a favor'.
You're proud to be Italian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Italian friends!
Turn On’s
dresses like a slut- off
Dresses like a grandma: Off
Dresses like a prep Depends
Dresses in all black: sometimes
Doesn’t care what she wears: on
Plays a musical instrument: On
Is skinnier than you: On
Is shorter than you: On
Is taller than you: its okay
Has straight teeth: on
Wears braces: on
Has green eyes: hell yeah On
Has blue eyes: on
Has brown eyes: on
Has long hair: On
Has short hair: depends
Drinks alcohol: Depends
Smokes cigarettes: Off
Smokes pot: Off
Has blonde hair: On
Has brown hair: On
Has black hair: On
Is tan: That’s a big turn on
Works out: On
Smiles more than not: On
Calls you just to say HI: On Kind of annoying after a while, but still cute
Smacks your butt: On
Compliments you: On
Shaves her legs: On
Wears jewelry: On
Has bigger feet then you: Kind of weird Cuz I have size 14.
Has smaller feet than you: Cute, On
Wears perfume: On
Smiles when you walk into the room: On
Wants to be a mom: On, but not with me, at least not right now
Has long legs: Oooo Soo on
Has a big ass: On
Has a long upper body: On I love the Stomach that’s Tan, and has a belly ring
Has Big Boobs: On, but doesn't matter, not too big
Wears granny panties: Off
Wears a thong: On
Wears nothing underneath: On
Has a good sense of humor: On
Always thinks of you: On
Skateboards: On
Snowboards: On
Is bisexual: I don’t know, Kind of weird it’s on, but kind of a turn off too
Has real firm legs: Yeah fucken sexy, on
Has kind of jiggly legs: Ewww no
Smooth silky hair: Yeah Turn on
Hair on arms: Off
No hair on arms: On
Wears glasses: Depends
Wears pounds of make-up: Off,
Wears little or no make-up: On
Has an interest in what you do: On, that’s a big one
Supportive: On
Dominatrix: Umm, maybe, Not really
Submissive: No not really
Buys you gifts: umm aren’t I suppose to do that, It be coo Sometimes,
Heroes:
Ummm Dont Know?!?!?
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