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About Me

Hi! my name is Josh. Im a capricorn. I was born in newport beach california, raised in seattle washington and sheboygan wisconsin. Now I live in las vegas. I dont really like las vegas all that much, but its better then living in a third world country so I shouldnt complain. Im a very outgoing person, but I usually find myself alone. I have many aquintances, but no freinds. I dont let people in my life that easily because it usually leads to heartaches and trouble. I perfer to have close relations with few. If you actually get considered as a freind, be aware that im somewhat crazy.I do however enjoy being in large groups of people, like crowds, large parties, and parades. It makes me feel like nothing I do really matters. Im somewhat of a pessimist, but when I have a bad feeling, or a pessimistic view about something, im usually rite. It sucks, I wish I had the power or optimism, o well. I love to be loved. I dont party anymore, it got too tiresome. i have goals and aspirations. Drugs are for sissys, however you will find me at the end of a bottle. I know how to have fun. I have a contagious laugh, and a broad sense of humor ranging from toilet to intelligent. I have opinions about everything and usually have opinions against yours, to see how you handle debate. If you cant handle it, i usually just let you win. I dont like being rude, but sometimes it just happens. I love to dance. I have very odd theories about things, and maybe one day, ill help save the world. :-p even if that means just planting some more trees.I MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I love to cook. Im currently attending le cordon bleu, the thought of becoming an executive chef one day makes me ecstatic. I also like photography, and writting poems...i wish someone would kill me.comment JOSH!

I'd like to meet:

MY CHEST HURTS!Someone who wont break my heart. Someone special. Who can make me the happiest boy, or the saddest boy, with just one glance. A dork like me. Who can put up with my hair always going into there face. Who likes to hop around, to any type of music. Who likes chocolate, because i cant stand it. Who thinks my big nose is cute. Someone who wont mind me always trying to make them happy, and go out of my way to make them feel special, and will help me when i need to get happy. who will talk to me all nite on the phone, and be too tired to wake up in the morning. Someone who wont be afraid to tell me what to do, and who can listen, even if they dont agree. Someone who will make me there number 1, and not call me clingy when i make her my number 1. A sweet girl with a good head on her shoulders. A girl who will venture into the outdoors without having to stop to fix her makeup, because she doesnt need it. Bright eyes and a bushy tail ;-D A girl who can deal with a boys insecurities without making him feel ashamed. A girl who knows she is sexy, and doesnt always need to flaunt it, but occasionally does because it makes her feel good. A girl who knows what she wants (for the most part)0.....sigh......... a girl like this is only found once.

kill aspirations away. embrace a dream that was a nightmare only yesterday.

if the box doesnt work use the link. ;-Pcomment JOSH!i would love too met cool people to hang out with. People who hate drama and love good times. People i can trust. I HATE TWEEKERS, FAKES, BULLSHITTERS, AND DRAMA CREATORS

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..I like all types of music ranging from Opera to Electronic Dance to Punk. If I think it sounds good, ill listen too it. I love music i can dance too. I love to skank, i love to k-step, basically i love jumping.

Movies:

I hate watching television, but i love movies. Ive seen many many movies, and have lots of favorites. Ill list them next time i get bored.

Television:

Fuck the television..i would rather read discover magazine or cook.

Books:

Catcher In the Rye, Lord of The Flies, Were the Red Fern Grows. (basically the classics, unless you wanna point me in the direction of a good one) .. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

Iron Chefs, The zephyr team, Captain Planet, That rottiesiery oven guy who is always trying to sell you ridiculous things, Stanley Kubrick, and smurfs. comment JOSH!

My Blog

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sometimes i have to shield my face from the glare,of her bright eyes,*and bushy tail*tears magnify my brown saucer eyes,and a smile cracks my granite face, to think for a minute i was only ...
Posted by Kalimist on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

void droid drone

(insert poem here)its almost done.
Posted by Kalimist on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

todays hassles leads to tonites poem.

late nites and long rides,my mind wanders, as the seasons slide,will fall ever come?or will i meet him halfway,i just want to feel change,in any way.i wish i could remember,the last words she heard,lo...
Posted by Kalimist on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

youll never belive me...

but i quit smoking pot..im serious..im done wasting my money, time, and energy on that "plant"im still going to be pro-legalization. because it is harmless.but my life is starting to take flight and i...
Posted by Kalimist on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

newest theory.."basic Neutrality"

last nite i finally came around to elaborating on some of my newest thoughts, ramblings, and philosophetic ideas. They may sound far fetched at first, but i always try my hardest to use hard facts, ex...
Posted by Kalimist on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

MAY 20th.. Zelda Themed rave. support super k

Im hella excited. Last years :a rave from the past: was hella tight. And this year SUPER K is gonna be spinning. Our very own local HERO! Soo you should all roadtrip for this one and support him becau...
Posted by Kalimist on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:35:00 PST

Said the fatalist to the optimist

KalimistKandE: yea, im so fed up with bullshit, everywere i look, just bullshit.KalimistKandE: my life is full of bullshit, everyone i knows life is full of bullshit, even everything going on in world...
Posted by Kalimist on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

survey cuz im bored

(x) ever smoked marijuana (x) been drunk (x) madeout with a member of the same sex (x) crashed a friend's car (x) stolen a car ( ) been to Japan (x) played mailbox baseball (x) ridden in a tax...
Posted by Kalimist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST