no one of consequence

I'm crazy......if you listen to my neighbors. I'm really fun.....if you listen to my friends. I'm a good worker.......if you listen to my boss. I'm reliable......if you listen to my parents. I'm none of those things.......if you listen to me.I like solitude, but I enjoy having friends over for food and movies and animated discussions. I drink espresso but don't like coffee. I drink bourbon but only on the rocks. I like a good cigar, but smoke Marlboros. I like having someone in my bed, but sleep alone. I swim and ride my bike, but don't do triathlons anymore. Finally, I floss, travel, and camp - but don't do any of them with any kind of regularity.