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Jessalyn

Bitch, are you for real?!

About Me


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Smiling is my favorite! It's so wierd trying to think of things to say about myself. My name is Jessalyn, I'm 27 years old and getting older by the second. I am so madly in love with my fiance Ryan. I have never known someone that complimented my personality so well, he is the most amazing person I've ever known. I have two beautiful daughters, Claudia and Caelan. I'm currently working retail... *sigh* I want to go back to school and do something fun, I just haven't decided yet. I have very few friends but the ones I do have are very close and that's the way I like it. I am a pretty fun person, I tend to make an ass of myself. The best compliment I ever recieved was that no matter what I'm always myself. I am genuine and very happy. I love my life and everyone in it!
Your Pirate Name Is...
Pegleg Firecrotch What's Your Pirate Name?
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My Interests

I like stuff.Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 85% Supergirl 80% Superman 75% Spider-Man 70% Batman 55% The Flash 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 45% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 35% Hulk 25% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh. I love laughing!
You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.
What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
Take this quiz !

Music:

Ahhh, so many bands... David Bowie, The Police, Queen, System of a Down, Daiquiri, Mindless Self Indulgence, (Fall Out Boy...shhhh don't tell anyone), Jamie Cullum, Mika, The Reason, Stone Temple Pilots, Three Days Grace, Alexisonfire, Creature Feature, Zachariah and the lobos riders, Tenacious D... and so many more.

Movies:

GRINDHOUSE rocked my world! Well Planet Terror did, I wasn't a huge fan of Death Proof. All of the Harry Potter movies, the LOTR trilogy, Hellraiser 1-4, Mortuary, Dagon, Incident on and off a Mountain Road, Dreams in the Witch-House, Dance of the Dead, Dead and Breakfast, Shaun of the Dead, Danger! 50 000 Zombies, Rollercoaster, Treed Murray, Pitch Black, Monster Man, Jeepers Creepers, The Last Horror Movie, Feast, Bone Sickness, Altered, Slither, The Incredible Melting Man, Driller Killer, Undead, Corky Romano, Rent, Moulin Rouge, Biodome, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Encino Man, I could seriously go on listing movies for days, I like anything funny or gory.

Television:

24... and there is nothing better!! CSI: Miami, Jericho, Supernatural, America's Funniest Home Videos, Robot Chicken, Ali G, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Bromwell High, Sponge Bob, Captian Flamingo, Family Guy, Squidbillies and South Park, Sons of Butcher, The Venture Brothers.
You Are 24% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

Books:

Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Harry Potter! I also realy love Sophie Kinsella (she is so funny, I am IN LOVE with her books. Can You Keep A Secret was my fav!) Clive Barker, Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, John Saul and Stephen King, specifically The Dark Tower Saga, The Gunslinger is an excellent book! The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings trilogy was pretty awesome. I also enjoy Biographies on Hitler and Stalin as well as the holocaust. I read everyday and feel I would be lost without my books!
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Heroes:

My family are my heros!
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.
Your flirting style: Friendly
Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe
Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish
What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?
You Are Basic Panties
You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty.
You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy.
Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it.
And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?

My Blog

Spa day here I come!

Ahhhhhhhhh... so this is really random but there's only 2 more weeks until my glorious day at the spa. I can't even wait!! For anyone that lives around here I'm going to Scape Spa in Mt. Pleasant (wha...
Posted by Jessalyn on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST

Ok here I go again...

I'm sorry that I have to do this buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut... WTF is up with the super shitty service I keep getting at Tim Hortons these days????? I get the same thing every time I go; an extra large Earl Gr...
Posted by Jessalyn on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

24 & Ice Storm

Part 1 of the season premier for 24 was on last night, I think that it was one of the happiest nights of my life I had been waiting for what seemed like forever to see it and let me tell you, it was ...
Posted by Jessalyn on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:50:00 PST

Let me first say that I HATE this computer sometimes!!!

So I was watching tv this weekend, Im not exactly sure what channel it was on TLC, Discovery or A&E, I think. The show was about plastic surgery gone wrong (again Im not exactly sure but I think t...
Posted by Jessalyn on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST

Here goes nothin'!! Or everything... I'm not sure.

So it begins... I'm on the good ole diet band wagon, well not really I guess. I found this really kick ass website for those of us who want to loose weight or just maintain what we've got. It's called...
Posted by Jessalyn on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST

Zombies... can they exist??

I just typed out a crazy long blog and then I hit cancel by accident!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I guess this one will have to wait...
Posted by Jessalyn on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

Oh good God!!

So I weighed myself at the doctors office yesterday.... I put weight on!! That totally sucks because I thought for sure that I had taken it off!! Now anyone that has ever tried to loose weight nows wh...
Posted by Jessalyn on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST

Sooooooooooo tired!

I honestly don't think it's possible for me to get enough sleep. It seems that no matter how long I sleep I'm always really tired. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I could just lounge around but with ...
Posted by Jessalyn on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST

Formally Engaged!

Could life get any better? Seriously, I thought I was happy before but that was nothing compared to now!! We made our engagement official on friday afternoon. We decided that we wanted to give eachoth...
Posted by Jessalyn on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST

A New Day

I really hope it rains today. Last night we were going to watch Criss Angel but the VCR ate the damn tape. Grrrrrrrrrrr... Stupid VCR.
Posted by Jessalyn on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:52:00 PST