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Who am I?
I am that which I am. For what else could I be? If you are looking for a label, please apply one at your own risk. I'm Joseph and that is label enough for me.
Where am I?
Simple, I am somewhere. If I'm not there, then check nowhere. I might be there.
What am I?
I am alive(or so it seems), human(they keep accusing me of that, haven't been convicted yet though), and apparantly male. But I'm just guessing on the last one.
When am I?
Now, most definitely now. Oh and Then. Now and Then is when I am. Cause you might see me now and you might see me then.
Is that enough about me? Oh, I forgot 'how'. Incosequential I say. And, believe me, I have been known to say it.
..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
::BASIC STUFF::
::NAME::: Jo
::AGE::: It says it over by my pic.
::GENDER::: It varies
::HEIGHT::: Yea High
::HAIR COLOR::: Red
::EYE COLOR::: Hazel
::PIERCINGS::: Lebrae, Tongue(2), Left Ear, Nipples
::TATTOOS::: Left Forearm and Between shoulder blades
::LEFTY/RIGHT/AMBIDEXTROUS::: Right
::SHOE SIZE::: 10 1/2 or 11
::HAT SIZE::: That size!
::RING SIZE::: Which finger?
::ORIENTATION::: No thanks, I know what to do.
::RELATIONSHIP STATUS::: I'm still looking for someone worth investing time in.
::DO YOU::
::SMOKE::: A pack a day
::DO DRUGS::: No
::DRINK::: I've been known to be hung over from time to time.
::PRAY::: Definitely not.
::GO TO CHURCH::: I don't go anywhere that forbids me to think.
::IM STRANGERS::: No
::TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN::: I don't like getting wet...unless I'm miserable.
::SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS::: No, but I do have 5 pillows.
::TALK TO PEOPLE THAT YOU HATE::: Negative
::READ THE NEWSPAPER::: Yes
::DRIVE::: Yes
::GO TO SCHOOL::: No
::LIKE SCHOOL::: No
::EVER GET OFF THE COMPUTER::: Yes
::HAVE YOU EVER::
::BROKEN ANY BONES::: No
::BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY::: Yes
::RAN AWAY FROM HOME::: Yes
::GONE A DAY WITHOUT FOOD::: Yes
::TALKED ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT::: Yes
::HAD A DREAM THAT CAME TRUE::: No
::MET A FAMOUS PERSON::: Yes
::STOLEN ANYTHING::: Yes
::BEEN ON TV::: Yes
::SLEPT ALL DAY::: Yes
::THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE::: Yes
::BEEN SKINNY DIPPING::: Yes
::HAD SURGERY::: Stitches, lots of stitches
::DONE DRUGS::: Yes
::YOU AND LIFE::
::DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS::: Yes
::DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABBITS::: Define 'bad'
::DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL/DIARY::: No
::WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR::: Going blind
::WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE::: Make it out alive
::WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS::: My vices and my fears
::ARE YOU CONFIDENT::: It's been said a time or two.
::ARE YOU AGGRESSIVE::: Yes
::ARE YOU BORED::: Now? Kind of. Overall? Not really.
::CAN YOU SING::: Anyone can sing, the question is: How well? I say I sing just fine.
::CAN YOU DANCE::: Yes
::CAN YOU DRAW::: Once again, anyone can draw. I draw abstract.
::DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON::: Yes, though it's not always one worth a damn.
::DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS NO PURPOSE IN BEING ALIVE::: Everything has purpose. Life's purpose is to be enjoyed.
::DO YOU BELIEVE IN::
::KARMA::: Yeah
::ALIENS::: No
::GOD::: Most definitely not.
::MAGIC::: No
::LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT::: No
::GOOD LUCK::: Luck is the combination of opportunity and hard work.
::BAD LUCK::: Look up one line.
::ASTROLOGY::: No
::SANTA::: No
::THE TOOTH FAIRY::: No
::GHOSTS::: No
::THE EASTER BUNNY::: No
::YING AND YANG (GOOD CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT BAD)::: Yes, most definitely.
::MIRACLES::: No
::FRIENDS::
::BEST FRIEND/S::: They are my family, the family I built
::WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR ADVICE::: I try never to ask advice.
::WHO CAN YOU TRUST WITH ANYTHING::: Josh
::WHO IS YOU CLOSEST FRIEND::: Josh
::WHO CAN RELATE TO YOU BEST::: Relate to me? Ask them.
::WHO DO YOU MISS BEING CLOSE TO::: I keep people at a distance for a reason.
::WHO'S HOUSE WERE YOU AT LAST::: Kevin's
::WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE UNDERSTOOD::: Me? Understood? You're kidding. I don't think anyone does.
::WHO DO YOU TALK TO ON THE PHONE MOST::: No one really...I hate the phone.
::WHO DO YOU TALK TO ONLINE THE MOST::: Probably Kevin, he's really the only one I see online.
::WHO DO YOU TALK TO IN REAL LIFE THE MOST::: Josh
::WHICH FRIEND HAVE YOU KNOWN LONGEST::: Matt
::FRIEND THAT'S LIKE A BROTHER::: All of them
::FRIEND THAT'S LIKE A SISTER::: Becky is kinda.
::LOVE LIFE::
::FIRST KISS::: I forgot her name
::TURN ON::: Thick girls with brains
::TURN OFF::: Snobs, bad hygeine, and lots more.
::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU BEST FRIEND LOVED YOU::: Hit him up for a BJ.
::WHAT DO YOU FIND ROMANTIC::: Servitude
::WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GIRLS ASKING GUYS OUT::: Two thumbs up
::IF SOMEONE YOU HAD NO INTEREST IN HAD AN INTEREST IN DATING YOU, HOW'D YOU FEEL::: Special
::EVER BEEN ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE PHYSICALLY UNATTRACTIVE::: Not from my point of view
::DO YOU NECESSARILY HAVE TO KNOW THE PERSON YOU WANT TO DATE::: Atleast a little
::DESCRIBE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER::: Significant other? There isn't one.
::LIGHTS ON OR OFF::: Don't matter
::WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX::: They shave their legs.
::WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX::: Constant worrying and complaining about their looks.
::ARE YOU IN LOVE::: No
::THIS OR THAT::
::DAY OR NIGHT::: Night
::QUIZNOS OR SUBWAY::: Lenny's
::CINGULAR OR SPRINT::: Cingular
::BZOINK OR QUIZILLA::: No Thanks
::ASK OR GOOGLE::: Google
::CHIPS AHOY OR OREOS::: Chips Ahoy
::KOOL AID OR CAPRI SUN::: Kool Aid, I'm ghetto raised.
::VANILLA OR STRAWBERRY::: Strawberry
::CLINGY OR DISTANT::: Somewhere in the middle
::SMART OR DUMB::: Smart
::SKATEBOARD OF BICYCLE::: Bicycle
::GATORADE OR RED BULL::: Gatorade
::BLACK OR WHITE::: Both
::GIRLS OR GUYS::: Depends on what is going on.
::WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON::
::YOU TALKED TO::: Depends on when you read this.
::TO TURN YOU ON::: ...Plead the 5th
::YOU HUGGED::: Depends
::TO IMPRESS YOU::: n/a
::YOU KISSED::: I can't remember
::TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY::: Josh
::YOU MISSED::: I try not to do that.
::TO TICKLE YOU::: I'm not ticklelish
::YOU SAW::: Once again, it depends.
::TO TEXT YOU::: Depends
::YOU THOUGHT ABOUT::: Depends
::TO IM YOU::: Kevin
::YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY MEANT IT::: It blew up in my face, so fuck it.
::TO TOUCH YOU::: I don't like being touched.
::FINISH THE SENTENCE::
::I NEED::: to win the lottery.
::I WANT::: a day off.
::I HAVE::: an insatiable need for fun.
::I MISS::: having a day off.
::I LIKE::: cuddling.
::I HATE::: clingy people.
::I FEEL::: like dying.
::I DREAM::: I don't
::I HEAR::: Brand New on iTunes.
::I AM::: and that is all I am.
::I PRETEND::: I care.
::I SUPPOSE::: life gets better.
::I WISH::: I had a pony.
::I LOVE::: my cigarettes.
