I'd like to meet:
Don King, Glen Danzig, Evan Williams, The Baconator, Mr.T, Steve Guttenburg, Mothra, Henry Rollins, Cobra Comander, The guy who keeps leaving beer cans at the bottom of my stairwell (motherfucker), Bill Clinton, Joe Camel, Patrick Duffy, Steve Buscemi, Tucan Sam, Lenord Nemoy, Shanobi, Jamie Fox, Genral Burnside, Mr.Coffee, James Bond, Joe Strummer, Steam Boat Willy, Wolfe Blitzer, Keith Sweat, Boss Hog, Jesus, Mr.Clean, Will Smith, John Edwards(D), A bear in the woods, Venus Williams, joe Peshi, Harry Houdini, Phillip Morris, Quasimoto, Janet Reno, Mario AND Luigi, King Neptune, Harvey Keitel, Pablo Escabar, Oddjob, Rodger Waters, Frankenstien, Jared from the Subway commercials, Jello Biafra, Andy Milinockis, Brendon Smalls, Charo, The Corys, Dan Hatch, Steve-O, Jerry Only, Rip Taylor, The Menendaz Brothers, The Magic Man, The Virgin Mary, The real Pat Hibbs, Racer X, Sharron Needles, Dr.Doom, Chris Penn, Mickey and Gene Ween, Colin Powell, Michael Jordan, Daryl Hall, Ghostface Killah, The Blob, Rerun, David Hasselhoff, Buddah