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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brady Matthew Cletus Coleman Wright Pike
Birthday: jan. 8
Birthplace: chillicothe (pronounced chill-eh-koth-ee)
Current Location: same shithole
Eye Color: blue? you tell me.
Hair Color: brown, red, blonde. oh, im a cornicopia of colors.
Height: 5'10" or so.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed. unless im mastur........ never mind.
Your Heritage: i'm a cracker.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dickie boots.
Your Weakness: roadkill-kabobs
Your Fears: the Tidy Bowl Man
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza is pizza. except dominoes. nasty shit.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: driving my cadillac again. fix it damnit!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck you sam walton!
Your Best Physical Feature: knee caps
Your Bedtime: fuck you, im not a baby.
Your Most Missed Memory: grandparents. and one i give away.
Pepsi or Coke: mountain pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: depends on what i order.
Single or Group Dates: shlingle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: shlipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: shchocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: shcoffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Do you Smoke: yeah, i waste a lot of money on camels
Do you Swear: no, never! jesus is always following me, so i have to be careful.
Do you Sing: like a cat in a woodchipper
Do you Shower Daily: whenever it comes time to harvest the fromunda cheese.
Have you Been in Love: fortunatley, yes.
Do you want to go to College: fortunatley, no.
Do you want to get Married: one of these days.
Do you belive in yourself: about certain things.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: in low light conditions. if you have glaucoma, that helps.
Are you a Health Freak: huh, fuck no. i wiegh 130#. what do i need to worry about?
Do you get along with your Parents: yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as i ain't gettin my ass wet.
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, i think.
In the past month have you Smoked: ciggarettes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not yet.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i did once. and it literally turned my shit black. no lie.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jesus' sandals
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ha ha ha no.
Ever been Beaten up: not really. i laughed at the fucker.
Ever Shoplifted: once. felt like shit afterwords.
How do you want to Die: in a horrible stunt gone wrong
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i's already growed up.
What country would you most like to Visit: germany or england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they have two that point straight, i'm cool
Favourite Hair Color: brunettes
Short or Long Hair: shlong
Height: no taller than me, but not legally a midget. makes sense?
Weight: eh
Best Clothing Style: on my floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: only rx
Number of CDs I own: like 79 billion
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: eleventy eight
Number of things in my Past I Regret: letting my best friend down on more than one occasion
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