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Darlingsweetydarling

It's not Hip-Hop! It's Electro...

About Me


ATTENTION PLEASE! To all guys (perverts) who have ASIAN-girls-only/mainly or bimbos, you know, half-naked by the sea wearing tacky bikinis... (in other words: sluts!) among their "friends": FUCK OFF! You make me sick!! For christ's sake, you really think I'm going to accept a request from you?!! Well, it's a NO. Go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of shite...Anyway. I spent 4 years in Glasgow (2001-2005) where I got an Art History M.A Hons. 2005-06: I attended “Ecole du Louvre” and absolutely hated it. Now I’m doing Law but I’m very lazy at the moment and I guess this year looks more like a gap year than anything else. I originally intended to become an auctioneer (well paid, yet, highly boring people) but I’m considering applying for the IESA (in fact, I really should send the application form a.s.a.p… Hey!! I got accepted, hurrah!!!). What else?... I admit, sometimes I can be quite snobbish (OH YEAH!), superficial (HELL YEAH!) and bitchy (DAMN YEAH!), just like many, many Parisian girls anyway, you know what I mean…. I hate getting requests from hip hop/r’n b lovers, they don’t even read my profile and see that I despise that music. I'd like to precise: I am an ATHEIST, and quite a harsh one too I'm afraid. And: marriage + kids are definitely NOT on my agenda, so, to all highly-desperate-dodgy-single-men on MySpace looking for looooooooove: PISS OFF! Don't even bother sending messages. Thank you. (…) Wow, I do sound like the kind of person you actually don’t want to get to know better! Well, that’s fair enough! But don’t let this put you off! I’m not that bad… really! After all, I am a SPACED geek "You shot me in the balls Tim" (Dwayne); "Like I said, no hard feelings" (Tim). I am an AbFab geek "Darling, sweety darling". Finally, I am a HARRY POTTER geek (I really think either Ron or Hermione is gonna die in the 7th book... ooooooh! I was so wrong!! now you're being tipped off ;D !). Ok, to sum up, I'm not doing that much: "I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning"... Finally, I'm addicted to cakes and macarons from Ladurée, and it started way before Marie Antoinette got released!
The Recipe For celine
3 parts Allure
2 parts Moxie
1 part Silliness
Splash of Power
Chug! What's the Recipe for Your Personality?
What Celine Means
You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?
You Belong in Paris
Stylish and expressive, you were meant for Paris.
The art, the fashion, the wine!
Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...
You'll love living in the most chic place on earth. What City Do You Belong In?
Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1960s City Girl What Retro Girl Are You?
You Are a Champagne Woman
A true mystery, no one can quite figure you out...
That is, until you start drinking. Then you tend to let loose.
You're fun to drink with, but it definitely takes you a few drinks to loosen up.
You prefer to date a man who likes the finer things in life... like a five star dinner with that champagne. What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?well, I did loosen up last Tuesday (10/07/07) at the Truskel... (right, I was quite pished!). and yet I didn't have any champagne, mostly vodkas tatin!
You Are Very Worldly
You're an international jet setter - or pretty darn close.
And while you may feel like you have many more places to visit...
Most people live their whole lives without seeing what you've seen.
In fact, you're probably going to be traveling again soon. So Bon Voyage! How Worldly Are You?
Your Love Life is Like Annie Hall
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies."
You believe that love (if you even believe in love!) is a very complicated thing.
Maybe love is pain. Or maybe it's all a big therapy session. You're still figuring it out.
Your love style: Brainy and a bit neurotic
Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Realistic and reflective What Movie Is Your Love Life Like?
You Are Best Described By...
Jeune Fille Vert
By Tamara De Lempicka What Famous Work of Art Are You?
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress. What Do People Think Of Your Face?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
What Your Favorite Color Black Says About You:
Timeless --- Stylish --- Sophisticated
Overpowering --- Intimidating --- Dominant
Perfectionist --- Controlling --- Competent What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?
You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!
Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...
Totally different from any guy you've dated. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
You Are 71% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?
You Are A Little Snobby
And being a little snobby every once and a while is totally allowed.
Because if no one was ever snobby, no one would ever try to dress up or look pretty.
And while you do enjoy the finest things in life (that you can afford), you tire of superficiality.
You know there's more to life than what's just on the surface. Are You a Snobby Girl?
You Are An Attention Seeker
You're only human, so you can't help but want a little attention every now and then.
You love the spotlight, but only when it's well deserved. You'd hate to be known for the wrong thing.
And you also don't mind sharing the spotlight. You can easily give someone else credit or a complement.
You know there's enough attention to go around, and it makes you happy when your friends shine.
You come across as: Friendly and interesting
People may wrongly think you're: A little more modest than you actually are! Are You An Attention Whore?
Your Gemstone is Ruby
Daring, enthusiastic, and spontaneous.
You are energetic and passionate, with an appetite for life. What Gemstone Are You?
Your Nail Polish Color is Black
How you're unique: There's nothing about you that isn't unique
Why your style rocks: You are a total indie chick... and you can pull it off
What this color says about you: "I'm a trendsetter and don't care what anyone else is doing!" What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?more specifically: Chanel Rouge Noir or Chanel Black Satin
You Are: 10% Dog, 90% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone! Are You More Cat or Dog?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
Your Inner Child Is Angry
You're not an angry person.
But when you don't get your way, watch out.
Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want.
Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming. How Is Your Inner Child?Take the quiz:
Which "24" character are you?

Sherry Palmer
You are Sherry Palmer! The villain we love to hate. A real b-i-t-c-h you know how to seduce, and black mail anyone for anything. You want to be famous and powerful..
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Please, don't believe (entirely) that Sherry Palmer thing! Yet, you should be warned that I'm also a Slytherin (check out the official HP website and find out in which house you truly belong...): you'd better not be on my ennemy list (which is already packed with names :p )!
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?
You Are 20% Good
Well, you're not necessarily evil - but you're pretty darn bad.
Morals are something you don't concern yourself with. You're amoral... not immoral.
So what motivates you instead of ethics? Greed, lust, laziness, anger. The usual bad stuff.
Bottom line, you're not trying to be a good person. In fact, it probably never crosses your mind.
You are also probably: Not too terribly concerned about what anyone thinks of you
Right now you are on track to being: An evil dictator
To be a better person: Start small. Pet a puppy. How Good Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 40%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?
You Always Hold a Grudge
If someone wrongs you, you aren't likely to forgive them. You figure they've showed their true colors.
You've been known to cut people out of your life pretty frequently. And maybe you've even sought revenge a couple times! Do You Hold a Grudge?I am the last person you can call Don't even know how we've met somehow All begin must lead us into an end I'll finish this shit this month, day ten If someday we get to meet again In a car crash, plane wreck, terrorist attack Or maybe next thursday nite Don't bother saying hi I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude Only with you Only with you (...)I'm gonna tell you what i'll do I'll break your face in two I'll spread your teeth and blood all over the neighborhood 'll be rude, i'll be rude, so rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, so rudeI'm gonna tell you what i'll do I'll break your face in two I'll break your legs, break you arms, break yourself in two I'll break you in ten if i have to Creation is something you don't give much attention 'll be rude, i'll be rude, so rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, so rudeSo, if someday we get to meet again In a car crash, plane wreck, terrorist attack Or maybe next thursday nite Don't bother saying hi I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude I'll be rude, i'll be rude, i'll be rude Only with you
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent
Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.
Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.
Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
You Are A Vampire
You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal
Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm
Your greatest weakness: Human flesh
You play well with: Werewolves What Kind of Monster Are You?
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire
Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things.
It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it.
However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle.
There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul.
What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider
What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires Could You Be a Vampire?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality TestI LOVE these silly quizzes...
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My Interests

ART! ART! ART! "Der Zeit ihre Kunst. Der Kunst ihre Freiheit"
You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You? Surrealism, more specifically photography: Man Ray, Claude Cahun + Surrealist literature (Bataille + Eluard + Breton) + Surrealist objects: Meret Oppenheim, Hans Bellmer; not that keen on Surrealist paintings). Dada, Duchamp's readymades + Berlin Dada + Zurich Dada. AbEx. Nouveau Realisme. The Symbolists: the Nabis in France, Whistler the PRB in the UK, CRMackintosh (the Group of Four). Art Nouveau architecture + graphic arts. Schiele. Not Kokoschka. Now, let's be honest and a bit cruel: I hate people, especially men, who try to impress me with their speech on "Kandinsky's wonderful use of VIBRANT colours": that is pure rubbish, it's such a stupid cliche. They don't even know what they're talking about. I don't have anything against neophytes in general, but I can't stand people who talk crap about things they don't even know, just in order to make me believe they're smart. I think the worst I've ever heard was a guy (a real loser) asking me and my friends [art historians too, I have to precise... yeah alright, that sounds pretentious that 'art historian' thing... but that's what I am, technically speaking] v.seriously: "can we consider Andy Warhol as a painter?"!! Yeah, whatever... By the way, I don't think that is THAT hard to name more than 2 American artists (20th cent) other than Warhol (!) and Pollock (!!)... unless you're a complete moron.

I'd like to meet:

Alan Rickman (sexy... yeah I've got weird tastes) + Hugh Laurie (sexy... yeah again, unconventional tastes!) + Stephen Fry (NO!!! he's just funny!!)+ Jon Snow (god I love his funky ties) + Dylan Moran (sexy AND funny) + Bill Bayley (sorry bill, just funny) + Joan Sfar + Bret Easton Ellis + Quentin Tarantino + Michel Gondry + Gossip + Thom Yorke + the Ginger Bloke + Klaxons + Emma Thompson + Helen Mirren + Halle Berry (goddamn hot) + Geoffrey Rush + Peter Jackson + Rupert Everett + Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders + Nathalie Portman + Simon Pegg & Jessica Stevenson + Nick Frost... the whole Spaced crew!! + Victor Robert (so hot...!) + Philippe JAroussky(he's got such a beautiful voice... which makes him sexy. highly) Some people who had a look at my profile... but obviously not all of them (as I know there are a lot of freaks, psychos, losers on MySpace (+_+) ...)

Music:


Your Taste in Music:
90's Alternative: High Influence
Punk: High Influence
80's Alternative: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music? Can't be arsed to give an exhaustive list of bands. check out MyFriends. Rock, Indie: oui. Electro-Rock: oui. Jazz: oui. Classical: oui. Bossa: oui. Hip-hop: NON! R'nB: NON! NON! NON!

Movies:

Horror, scary, gory. zombies! zombies! zombies! Peter Jackson's BRAINDEAD, BAD TASTE and G.Romero is a god to me. Old school Hammer studios etc... and many, many, many other things-that-do-not-involve-any-blood/guts-spilled-everywhere but that I just can't be bothered to write down right now, sorry, but do feel free to ask me if you're interested anyway

Television:

MTV2 + iTele + LCP + BBC World (yeah, and BBC Prime [East Enders fan]) + Paris Derniere + Arte + Chanel 4 + Tentations.07 ... British series: Blackadder + AbFab + Spaced + Black Books + The Office + Father Ted + Little Britain... American ones: C.S.I Las Vegas + House...

Books:

Andre Breton's Nadja + George Bataille's Histoire de l'oeil + Pierre Louys + Barbey d'Aurevilly + Oscar Wilde + Dante's Divine Comedy" + Murakami's Kafka sur le rivage + V.Woolf + John Irving + St Ex + Roald Dahl + Tove Jansson + Jeffrey Eugenides + Evelyn Waughn's Vile Bodies + Jane Austen + G. Deleuze's Presentation de Sacher-Masoch + Shirley Jackson + Sade + Maurice Maeterlinck + Lovecraft + Joan Sfar + Shakespeare's Tempest...

Heroes:

my daddy!!+ Pr. D. Hopkins ("WHO'S THE DADA?") + Marcel + Patsy & Edina + Kiki

My Blog

J’emmerde sarko et sa pouffe

Sérieusement, qu'est-ce qu'on en a à foutre qu'il se tape la-nana-qui-est-descendue-si-bas-qu'elle-fait-la-pub-d'une-v oiture-de-merde?!! un nabot et une asperge, voilà ce à quoi ce couple peu probable...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

Firenze, Renaissance, Medici...

after two intense weeks in Florence, all I can say is: I can't stand anymore the Renaissance movement, period and everythg that is related to it. I hated Mannerism before this course, and now I wish ...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

Japan: facts!

ok, I spotted a few funny things during my stay in that luvely country  ! - silly adverts with western actors/actresses: yeah, remember Bill Murray in Lost in Translation! well, in real life, Mis...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

at the airport

Right, in a couple of hours or so I'll be on the plane, on my way to tokyo!!At the present time I'm enjoying a nice glass of champagne in the 1st class lounge. yeah, posh, I know. that's so cool!!so a...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:33:00 PST

Sex on France Culture, now

They're talking about hentai... Funnily enough, although I do enjoy a lot that type of mangas, listening to some 40-year-old men talking about it, well, no, I don't find it particularly exciting  ...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

After 3 bottles of champagne...

... I'm eventually off to bed. hey, I didn't have 3 bottles by myself by the way (roughly one each... there were 3 of us: Delphine, Kris & I)! yum yum, champagne, macarons... and "pâté aux pommes ...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:28:00 PST

why I looooooooooove Paris so much

well, just for the 1st metro you get early in the morning... you know, you go out, you realise it's late but fuck it, it's nearly 5.30am and you don't want to waste your money getting a cab... so you ...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

I loooooooooooooove Sundays (*^_^*)

j'adoooooooooooooooooooore les dimanche avec brunch surtout! et puis les brunchs avec les amis(ies), des bagels et des pancakes, yum!!
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

Me, myself and Marie Antoinette

oh yeah, and some macarons from Ladurée of course (chocolate, praliné, vanilla and blackcurrant... yummmmmmmmmmm)! mmmhhhh... a nice Sunday afternoon... ok, on such a beautiful sunny day I really shou...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Zubrowka:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yum yum yum yum yym yum yum yum yum yum yuù yuù yuù yuùy yuymùy yuymùy, yr oooooooooohhh... had... can't remember how many shots I had I had atr ya...
Posted by Darlingsweetydarling on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST