film premiere |
Well, it turns out my crappy little film 'Lost Love' (or 'Love Lost', I can't remember) has been accepted for public viewing.Not in the top 10 to be premiered at Cannes, but in with a load more at the... Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:27:00 GMT |
crisps |
I don't normally eat crisps, but tonight I am eating some I got free from Pret a Manger at work. Either I've forgotten how good crisps taste, or these are the creme de la creme of the crisp world. may... Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
The dangers of watching Hot Fuzz |
I went to see Hot Fuzz last week. Great film, but I have sustained injuries directly related to the film...
I came out of the cinema all inspired & fired up, so started ducking behind cars with a ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Day 1 in the Big Brother house |
Today I found myself in a strange and unnerving environment. I only wanted to go and sit down in the inviting-looking garden or golden chair, but on the way I found myself in a strange darkened maze o... Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:02:00 GMT |
older and a bit more dappy |
I can't believe Myspace automatically upped my age on my profile after my birthday! Maybe I'm not ready to let the world know I'm 33 yet. I'm not even ready to admit it to myself Goddamn it.
It's all ... Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:45:00 GMT |
Guinea Pigs |
To go back to the rodent misunderstanding mentioned on my last blog...
I got a phone call from this guy Luke about working on Celebrity Big Brother. He said that they want me for a couple of days to f... Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:11:00 GMT |
shattuuuup yooou slaaaaaag!!!!!!!!!! |
Hey fuck-wits,
Just a quick update on my endlessly fascinating life that you ALL want to hear about SO badly...
Been doing my best to hob-nob with the right people without being an utter cunt. It has ... Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:23:00 GMT |
work's picking up |
Where to start? It's been a busy couple of weeks...
There was the porno, the highlight being the wonderful giggly Welsh lady who did things I didn't know were humanly possible.
Then there's been the g... Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:22:00 GMT |
600th visitor! |
Congratulations!!!!
One of you has just become the 600th person to visit my homepage.
If that person could get in touch I will arrange their prize (a trolley dash around my home plus an individua... Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
Rood film 2 |
You know what, I'm not going to tell you after all. I've realised this may not be the place to start discussing such things.
Just rest assured, I've had the most fascinating & eye-popping 5 days ... Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:36:00 GMT |