The aforementioned metabolic processes, reading, writing short stories, winning at everything, singing, singing in the car, singing in the shower, chillin, chillin, mindin my business.
President Eisenhower, Lorrie Moore, M. Night Shyamalan, Elliot Yamin, Charles Dickens, Tom Jones, Kofi Annan, Jerry Lee Lewis, Cedric from Mars Volta, Prince, Prince William, William Shakespeare, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sappho, Beyonce, Sophocles, Yosemite Sam, Maynard James Keenan, Pat Boone, Daniel Boone, Eddie AND the Cruisers, Edgar Allan Poe, the giant from My Giant and anyone that's been in Paris Hilton.
Pretty much anything. Tori Amos, PJ Harvey, Tool, Fiona Apple, Radiohead, REO Speedwagon, Beck, Ciara, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Death Cab for Cutie, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Postal Service, Interpol, Allman Brothers, Norah Jones, Jay-Z, Wolfmother, Bjork, AFI, Michael McDonald, Phil Collins, The Killing Tree, INXS, DMX, The Lovin' Spoonful, Prodigy, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Janet Jackson, I'm sure there's more but I can't think of anything now...
Spaceballs, Ace Ventura I & II, Lord of the Rings (all three), Pixar movies, As Good as it Gets, anything with Paris Hilton.
The Simpsons, Grey's Anatomy, House, Will & Grace, CSI: Las Vegas, Law & Order: SVU, All My Children, Family Guy, ATHF.
Anything by Lorrie Moore, "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens, "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley, anything by David Sedaris, "Survival in Auschwitz" by Primo Levi, anything by Paris Hilton.
Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Green Lantern, Invisible Man and Mighty Mouse