Child Birthin Hips |
Don't ever tell a woman that she has child birthin hips. It's rude and it means her ass is fat.
Posted by Mimi on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST |
BLAH! |
Okay Mimi SNAP OUT OF IT!!
Posted by Mimi on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:22:00 PST |
All women have periods |
What the............. http://media.ebaumsworld.com/periods101.wmv
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST |
Katrina |
I'm sitting here in my new house, in my new basement. I love it. Last night we went to dinner with my sister. She just evacuated New Orleans. She has nothing except a suitcase of clothes and the shoes...
Posted by Mimi on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:56:00 PST |
Metaphorical Morning (mourning) |
Last night the concrete spiraled up at me. The skin on my knee retaliated by tearing. My hands became raw and harsh like five day old sushi. The cold of the night was overpowered by the unnerving s...
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Posting a Blog |
I just told my friend Elisa that I would take a shower after I posted a blog. She thought "post a blog" was my creative way of saying "take a shit." Now it is.
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Overwhelmed |
Why does everything happen at once? Why is it so easy to keep saying yes to people and new obligations? If anyone can teach me the art of saying no, I'll be extremely grateful.
I'm still not sm...
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 3 |
Okay. It's day three of no smoking. My brain is numb. I feel hungry. The patch helps but I miss those damned sticks that were my friends for 12 years. That's right. TWELVE YEARS! Yikes. I'm dri...
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Nashville |
Why do I always feel the need to sit here and type when I'm running late? Oh well. We're going to Nashville this weekend for my cousin's wedding. I'm very excited. Back to my college home. Back t...
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It's my birthday |
What's up! It's my birthday! Now I have to get ready for work. Piss!
Posted by Mimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
