The greatest story ever told |
There once lived a wonderful turd who enjoyed soup in sweaty y-fronts that didn't fit Bruce Forsyth's wife cause she was a fat whore who hated cock and loved cake eating competitions, so she eventuall...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:31:00 GMT |
Another short story... |
Derrick ate his sandwich. His first thoughts were to shove it into, and around the young barmaid's mouth. It was a great shame she phoned the police with a syringe because Uncle Bobby didn't like bein...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:23:00 GMT |
Musically, wouldn't it be great if... |
Robbie Williams and Mika were forced to fight to the death and the winner was shot.Dave Pearce had a heavy brick thrown at his head mid-set. The Top 40 wasn't consistently shitJamie Culum got his hand...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
A short story. |
"Why don't you just fuck off and kick your own head in with your chin?" said the priest, who was angry because only turnips have the power of arse extraction from nuns fucking gypsies.They had burned ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:41:00 GMT |
Soundtrack to the low budget and severely amateurish film about my life |
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits:
The Beautiful South - Old Red Eyes Is Back
Waking up:
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Average day:
The Housemartins - Anxious
First date:
NuYorican Soul -...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:02:00 GMT |
