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bizzle

hard work will set you free.

About Me

"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world." -Buddha

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." -Socrates

Humor denotes intelligence, ignorance is bliss, knowlege is power, enlightenment is simply "to lighten up," and simplicity is a sign of perfection.

Pull my finger.

My Interests

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, insurance, titties, visual communication, new socks, good parking places, pedaling, the History Channel, vocabularity, breathing heavily, stickers, climbing, comedy, equipment, putting apostrophes where they belong, colors, tones, fragrances, and everything else that can't be conquered by the White Man.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Pantera, Sade, Primus, The Rolling Stones, Aretha Franklin, The Police, Nas, Faith No More, Alice In Chains, Goodie Mob, Dead Prez, Bjork, Led Zepplin, The Beastie Boys, Concrete Blonde, Fleetwood Mac, Eminem, Outkast, Neil Young, Michael Jackson, Journey, Madonna, Foreigner, Guns N Roses, Mobb Deep, Otis Redding, Sublime and Paul Simon. I do not like Dave Matthews Band. okay, dave matthews is okay. i have also recently learned to appreciate other "faggy" music, like the fray and fallout boy and coldplay and whatever other contemporary pop-rock icons you can think of, etc.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Dr. Strangelove. O Brother Where Art Thou. The Hudsucker Proxy. Miller's Crossing. Lebowski. Fargo and most of the rest of the Coen Brothers' movies. The Karate Kid. Amy of Darkness. The Dark Crystal. Team America. Kingpins and Me, Myself, and Irene. Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Spaceballs. Airplane and Office Space. Harold and Kumar. Run Ronnie Run. The Departed. Anchorman. Hardcore pornography.

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Wild Discovery, Ali G, Sportscenter, Mr. Show, Aqua Teen, Bullshit!, Ultimate Fighter, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Real World, Dog, Going Tribal, Blind Date, Modern Marvels, Conan, Friday Night Fights, Dave Chappelle, NGEO, DTMS, MILI.

Books:

Tales of passion and desire.

Heroes:

THIS SPACE FOR SALE.

"Be my hero. No reasonable offer refused."

If you think you deserve to be on my heroes list, and have currency and/or gifts for me, just let me know. Finally, a chance for you be something! This is the opportunity of a lifetime, so don't let it pass you by.

My Blog

a t-shirt for your city

i went to florida recently. i guess i had fun, but who cares. i went to panama city beach. so what? it's an "interesting" place. i saw some pretty stupid shit while i was there, but the most interesti...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

papparazzi

i don't like hating people i don't know, but i can't help but be disgusted by those red carpet assholes. melissa rivers and any other nameless fuck that makes a living talking about what britney spear...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

norman rockwell

a few weeks ago, a friend of mine had a birthday, and we all went to a mexican restaurant. it was him, me, his girlfriend, a few of our friends, and his and his girlfriend's families sitting around a ...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nuclear shit

Dear Retards, The word is nuclear(N-U-C-L-E-A-R). It is not pronounced nucular. I know no one cares, but you would think that people who make their living on words would be able to pronounce it. The...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dumb luck

this is one of those stupid "how my day was" entries today i got up early, so i wouldn't miss a quiz in spanish. i think i did the same thing last week, but ended up thinking i had plenty of time, d...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

13th grade

the other day i was at school, and this guy in one of my classes said hey i gotta tell you somethin later. he waited till the teacher wasn't around, and told me that some bitch was giving me the stink...
Posted by bizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST