My name is Mateo. I'm a connoisseur of good shit. I've had good shit but I'm always looking for better. Better is always out there. Everytime I think I've had the best and nothing can top it, and it's "All downhill from here", I find better shit. So don't you worry about all that. Anyway, I'm 5 and a half feet tall. I will kill you. I worship and obey my master. I'm house broken. I'm an artist. I cross my legs when I sit down sometimes just so someone can say I look gay. I like MMA. I love tennis balls. I will always protect my master. I'm usually thinking about sex. I don't drink much anymore. I'm on probation for destroying a police car. Control does not exist when I drink alcohol. I'm not much of a role model. I am faithful to the dragon.
I GUESS I GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. I GET BORED. WHAT CAN I SAY?
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I GOT HAIR ON MY CHEST...I LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT.
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I'M NEV3R GOING ANYWHERE EV3R AGAIN
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I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVER BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU.>
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(RIP BORCLAW)>
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