snowboarding, skateboarding, tattoos, piercings, guitar, bass, anime, cartoons, music, my band, videogames, cigarettes, beer, cheese, movies, 3d animation, drawing, painting, filming, lacrosse, anything i think is fun
hi my name is ________ and im an alcoholic and i smoke too much
punk, ska, hardcore, oi, metal, some emo, jungle, dnb, swing, classical, underground hip hop, jazz
b horror movies, and regular horror movies, and other movies that have nothing to do with horror
sifl and olli, family guy, simpsons, spaceghost c2c, brak show, sealab 2021, the tick, the oblongs, invader zim, kids in the hall, the state, mr.show, upright citizens brigade, cartoons, anime, food network, history channel, animal planet, discovery, cartoon network, comedy central
alice in wonderland, harry potter series, redwall series , dr.suess, irvine welsh, roald dahl, hunter s thompson, catcher in the rye, the outsiders, enders game series, my teacher is an alien series, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series, tin tin, asterix and obelix, scary stories to tell in the dark trilogy, alien agenda, rule by secrecy, stiff, holy blood holy grail, eragon series, beak of the finch
"O what a luxury it be
how exquisite, what perfect bliss
so ordinary and yet chic,
to pee to piss to take a leak.
to feel your bladder just go free,
and open up the Mighty Miss,
and all your cares float down the creek,
to pee to piss to take a leak.for gentlemen of great physique,
who can hold water for one week,
for ladies who one-quarter cup,
of tea can fill completely up,
for folks in urinalysis,
for Viennese and Greek and Swiss,
for little kids just learning this,
for everyone it's pretty great,
to urinate.
of course for men it's much more grand,
women sit or squat, we stand,
and hold the fellow in our hand,
and proudly watch the mighty arc,
adjust the range and make our mark,
on stones or post for rival men,
to smell and not come back again.
women are so circumspect,
but men can piss to great effect,
with terrible hydraulic force,
can make a stream or change its course,
can put out fires or cigarettes,
and sometimes, laying down our bets,
late at night outside the bars,
we like to aim up at the stars."
by Garrison Keillor
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