I'm Paddy.
And I'm great.
I can spell. Unlike alot of kids on here. Phitt?? larf?? HAWT??!?
Goddammit, you should obviously be in school not scrabbling for virtual popularity on this thing.
I work in the coolest bar in town ( Browns ) full time, which unfortunately means my social life has gone to pot, although i do have lots of moolah.
No one to spend it on though, what with the whole being single. Tis my own fault though, fool i am.
I have a band, called Ten Days. We're fookin fantastic, come see us, if your
A) a woman , then throw underwear at the stage.
B) a bloke, cheer, buy me a pint and DONT throw underwear at the stage.
When I was 5 i ran into the corner of a table so hard it broke my skull and I had to have a small metal plate put in my head. Ask next time you see me and I'll let you tap it. It also means I can't go on rollercoasters, something to do with all those magnets....
I think they're just trying to spoil my fun.
I have ..... interesting hair. You know on the wrigleys Extra advert where that woman says "can i touch your hair" to the bloke with the 'fro?
Well that happens to me all the time, cept people dont often ask and instead of saying "its so soft" they scream and run to the nearest hand washing facility.
Theres no pleasing some people.
I have webbed toes ( some of them anyway ).
Unfortunately I had to remove the photo as APPARENTLY it was causing complaints.
Fucking natzis.
Just incase you'd forgetten inbetween top and bottom.
I am Paddy.
And I'm great.
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