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Jasper

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Not much to say here. I'm a damn fish. I kick it in my tank where I've lived for about a year. It's a pretty nice pad...much nicer than most other beta fish...they live like fuckin' gupees compared to me. Life is pretty good. My place gets new furniture all the time. I like a change of scenery once in awhile, you know what I mean? Currently I have a nice Roman bridge sitting to the left. It's nice because it catches the light from the outside candle that my assistants put there for me. (I enjoy eating by candlelight...what can I say? I'm a romantic at heart...) To the right I have some nice greens...a beautiful place to take my afternoon naps. However, if I want real privacy from the world and want to focus on my acting, I kick it under the bridge. I have great rocks at the bottom of the tank...they're new, so they make the water in the tank a bit more dirty, but I usually have someone take care of that for me(It REALLY IS hard to find good help). But the management I have now is MUCH better than the people I had previously. (I don't want to name names, PetStart, but you know what you did...") As far as work goes, I'm an actor. I haven't done anything REALLY big yet, but I still keep after it. I spend most of my time working on my script and trying to find work. I've been in the business about 2 years now, and since I moved here I've really been able to work on my acting. Business is tough...not much work for a fish swimming in a tank...but I'm sure my big break is coming... That's about it. Hit me up if you wanna chat...I love meeting new peeps. Late.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*Charlie Tuna...that guy's been in the business for over 50 years...he's a legend. *Stephen Colbert...my assistants and I watch him every Monday-Thursday...it's where I get my daily fill of truthiness. *The Little Mermaid...cause...well...I'd hit that...

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