SPECIAL NEW SCHIESE!!!!!!
Well, Defibrillator, as you know if you ver at das show at zie House dat Chris Built Vis His Bare Fucking Hands, ist gone. Meine buddy has passed on to zie dark side, he ist totally kicking it in hell.
It has been hard-But in order to commemorate zie fucking passing of him, dare ist dis to offer:
Over zie next two weeks FARTPATNS vill fucking post all of die songs FARTPANTS vs. DEFIBRILLATOR hast ever fucking made, und it will rock die shit out of your fucking shit, man. So dont play it for you grandmozur because her shit doesnt need to fucking shit.
But zie point is, you can fucking download zie songs-each one will probably be up fur, like, three days and shit.
Dis is die fucking cover, und die back cover vis die song titles vill come later. So dis is da real shit, not zie bootleg stuff, und you can have deine FARTPANTS vs. DEFIBRILLATOR "LEVEL 23: INDIAN BURIAL GROUND" for FREE BITCHES!!
FARTPANTS KNOWS HE KICKS ASS BECAUSE HE WILL MAYBE KICK YOURS MIT DAS MUSIC OF POWER AND SHIT.
So, like, keep checking in, und downloading.Hallo. I am FARTPANTS. I have one testicle and I will take out your dog on a date and then kick the bitch wis my foot!!!FARTPANTS DOES NOT WANT TO MAKE YOUR FRIEND!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE FARTPANTS FRIEND!!!My music is totally incredible. I have already been signed to sree major, MAJOR fucking labels, man. But now fuck that shit in its butt cause I have my own label and it is waaayyy fucking cooler, man.DONT YOU FUCKING DOUBT IT MAN OR I VILL COME TO YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE AND MAKE HER DRINK WINE IN A BIER GLAS!!I live in germany, but i m not a fucking nazi man, cause that shit is totally for zie gay peepole.
Hallo Sie deutsche Weibchen, will meine Hosenschlange erregen?Ja, that ones for zie bitches of deustcheland.
I am currently working on a super bitch cool haircut.
I make this wild and carazy shit on garageband wis zie fucking devil man, zie DEVIL.You can post tings but I probably will not read them, or atleast not read dem all da vay through.HEYMANYOUCANNOTHANDLETHEFUCKINGFARTPANTS!!!Believe it or not I was born in a river where my mother was catching fish with her bare hands, and I kicked right out of her stomach wis a fucking GUITAR.FARTPANTS CAN SMELL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS FUCKING UNDERWEAR MAN, AND SHES ON ZIE RAG.
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