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Morgan

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About Me

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My name is Morgan. I am an 11 year old Yorkshire Terrier from Toronto. Some people confuse my gender because of my name, so let me set the record straight, I am FEMALE. My mommy hates when people call me a "he", so if you do that, I will bite you.

I LOVE to play the tambourine - I could do it all day if my mommy let me. Unfortunately, mommy gets migranes, so she doesn't let me play all day. I also like cheese, beef, BULLWRINKLES, playing with my bear, fucking my bear, chasing squirrels, getting treats and giving kissies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with food!

My Blog

Is that a hint?

Mommy put perfume on my collar again today... I guess I must smell offensive! I'm a dog, and dogs tend to smell. DEAL! Although, I must admit, I like the way that strawberry stuff smells!
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 20:31:00 GMT

Goes to 11

I am turning 11 tomorrow, and I am still fucking hot! Take THAT, Estelle Getty! Take THAT, Rue McLahnahwaterver! Fuck all you Golden Girls, and gimme some Pupperoni!
Posted by on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 13:38:00 GMT

Morgan 1 : Squirrel 0

Muahahahha! I finally caught me a squirrel today! Who rules? Mommy is horrified, but she fails to understand that killing small rodents is what dogs DO! Plus, I come from a long line of rat-killers. ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:28:00 GMT

Bunnies

I just want to say that I love my Bunny.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 07:47:00 GMT

Hairballs :(

I have a hairball today and I can't get it out. My hair is getting too long. I wish mommy would cut it, even though I hate getting haircuts!
Posted by on Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:05:00 GMT

Baths :(

Today my evil mommy gave me a bath, then wrapped me up like ET. She let me play tambourine for a long time afterwards, and I now smell like strawberries, so it was worh it.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:59:00 GMT

Winter

Boy, do I hate this weather! It has been too cold to go outside for almost a week. Mommy tried taking me out a few times, but it was just too cold. My arthritic hip started acting up and I couldn't wa...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 13:22:00 GMT