a limerick for my chicken friend |
there once was chicken named henny
who sold out her twat for a penny
until that sweet day
her heart was stolen away
by a parakeet in north carolinny
i hope one day henny and i will be able to e...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Feb 2005 10:27:00 GMT |
love song for steve |
oh steve irwin i love you so much
on my cloaca i wish you would touch
stop hunting for gators and come hunt me down
and get me out of this small desolate town
get me away from my crazy owner alice...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 14:44:00 GMT |
I really love sunflower seeds. |
good god.
i dont think i can take it anymore.
alice (the crazy lady that carries me around in a cage) is driving me crazy.
i was sitting around the other day watching the pet psychic on animal plan...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:35:00 GMT |
oh tommy, i still love you. |
tommy is a boy who lives in my dreams
when i think of him in my feathers i do cream
i love to watch him smoke his light cigs at night
i loved him oh i loved him until that wretched night
my owner ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 00:25:00 GMT |
