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.TAKE ME BABY, OR LEAVE ME.
SAMANTHA.
FOUND HER SOUL MATE AT 13.
CAN TALK FOR HOURS ON HER OPINIONS IN REGARDS TO RELIGION, POLITICS, AND THE HUMAN MIND.
LIVES OFF OF RICE-A-RONI, CHICKEN AND STAR SOUP, AND BUFFALO WINGS.
BEST FRIENDS ARE HER FELLOW EMPLOYEES AT KFC/TACO BELL--HOW CRAZY IS THAT?.
LOVES DDR, PIGS, AND SUSHI.
HAS A NOSE RING AND A GIANT BADONKADONK.
WILL NEVER FORGET THE TRUE FRIENDS THAT HAVE STUCK WITH HER THROUGH EVERYTHING.
DESPISES LIES (NOT NECESSARILY LIARS), SMOKES (NOT NECESSARILY SMOKERS), AND IGNORANCE (...YES, THAT MEANS IGNORANT PEOPLE, SORRY...).
LIKES NEW FRIENDS, REUNITED FRIENDS, AND MEMORABLE SURROUNDINGS.
HOPES TO MAKE AN IMPACT IN ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:::PHOTOGRAPHY, ACTING, WRITING, FASHION, MUSIC, PSYCHIATRY, OR MERELY BY BEING THE PERSON THAT LISTENED.
♥Add our joint-account::it's myspace.com/scott_samantha
♥We make constipated noises when we're bored
♥We talk like fat kids and play mario kart
♥I can beat his butt at donkey kong...believe it or not
♥He never reads cooking directions...I make the water boil over the stove
♥We pretend we're king and queen of the ocean and visit Italy (his neighborhood) together
♥We say, "I love you" through metal pipes
♥He pretends to be a retarded old man and grunts while chasing me with a cane
♥He watches "The Notebook" with me (and enjoys it!) and I let his dog feel me up (and enjoy it!)
♥He deals with me when I panic in the sonic parking lot and can't start my car.
♥I deal with him when he freaks over spilling drinks all over the place
♥I like to kick his butt when we wrestle
♥We have our own language (some like it, some don't...deal)
♥We are fluent in kisses (angry kisses, i love samantha/scott kisses, butterfly kisses, eskimo kisses, silly kisses, nasty kisses, photo kisses, you name it)
♥We still feel the same way about eachother that we did when we were 13...believe it?
♥Say we're immature. Say we're annoying. Say we're not gonna last. We'll invite you to our wedding. :)
♥We slobber, we push, we crack extremely corny jokes, we watch american idol together, and we rub feetses.
♥I can't get over his smile and he loves staring into my eyes :)
♥He thinks he's Johnny Cash, I think he's crazy.
In ur face.