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jeff christ: jesus' older, fatter brother

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im very sarcastic and i joke around alot. i have an unorthodox way of doing things just cuz im tired of the norm. my interests include being on my laptop(which i wanna do a job in that field), video games been playing them forever, writing (which i have started a realistic fiction about my life), the wwe (yeah i realize its fake but it is entertainment and it entertains me) all sports watching and playing but mainly football (one of the biggest colts fans youll ever meet) drinking (self proclaimed beer drinking champ) so if you have a share in any of these interests or just want someone to talk to feel free to send me a message.
[Marital Status] Single need to get my stuff straight first
[Shoe size] 10 to 11 depending on the width of the shoe
[Parents still together] Nope my daddied when i was 6
[Siblings] A sister thats 6 years older than me
[Pets] None yet but i want a boxer at some point
FAVORITES
[Color] Red and black or bule and black
[Number] 98 for my jersey number
[Animal] Boxer (dog)
[Drinks] Heinkein and fosters (beer)
[Soda] Cherry pepsi
[Book] The gospel according to larry
[Flower] Not a flower person
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] I dyed my hair once blonde and that was good enough for me
[Twirl your hair?] Yes its a soothing thing
[Have tattoos?] Nope but im getting a horeshoe on my shoulder sometime soon
[Have Piercings?] Used to have my ear pierced but took it out
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Nope no need to
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink yes i love my beer but i dont smoke
[Like roller coasters?] No not that kind of person
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yeah in australia
[Want more piercings?] Nope
[Like cleaning?] Yeah if i get messy enough
[Write in cursive or print?] I usually write in all caps the navy taught me that
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] Yeah
[Own a cell phone?] Yeah but it doesnt work planning to get another one
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Sure i gotta sleep sometime
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yeah butnothing to brag about
[Considered a life of crime?] Yeah lol butits not for me
[Considered being a hooker?] I would go in debt if i did that
[Lied to someone?] Yeah everyone has lied at some point in their life
[Been in love?] I wanna say yes but im not exactly sure
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah but i wont say who
[Been in lust?] Yeah of course
[Used someone] Not intentionally
[Been used?] Definately lots of times
[Been cheated on?] Yeah i have more than the average person and then some
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No but if i needed to i would
[Stolen anything?] Yeah but nothing anything expensive
[Held a gun] Yeah but im a lousy shot
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] My favorite colts hoodie and new jeans
[Current mood] Determined
[Current taste] The sams cola im drinking
[What you currently smell like] I smell like a man
[Current hair] Longer than i want it
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Looking for a job
[Current cd in stereo] One of my mix cds
[Last book you read] One of my football magazines
[Last movie you saw] Superbad my favorite movie
[Last thing you ate] Cornbeef and cabbage
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My sister
[Do drugs?] Nope and not intention to either
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yeah its naive to think that we are the only life
Remember your first love?] Yeah sure do
[Still love him/her?] Nope i have moved on long ago
[Read the newspaper?] Yeah the sports and comics
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yeah as long as they dont hit on me lol
[Believe in miracles?] Yeah miracles happen everyday
[Do well in school?] Well enough to get a 2.7 gpa
[Wear hats] Yeah i love wearing my colts hat
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] Yeah with the colts
[Collect anything?] Colts memorbilia
[Have a best friend?] Yeah i sure do
[Close friends?] Many of them
[Like your handwriting?] Yeah
[Care about looks] To an extent
LOVE LIFE
[First crush]
[First kiss] Tiffany
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Not love but lust at first sight
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yeah but im having a hell of a time finding her
[Are you a tease?] Not sure if i am or not ask other people for that answer
[Too shy to make the first move?] No
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Not really
[Bitch/Asshole] I can be
[sarcastic] Definately
[Angel] Haha
[Devil] More than likely
[Shy] When im around people i dont know
[Talkative] Around my friends i cant shut up lol
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What football postion fits you best?
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Linebacker
You mean and relentless. When you want something you go after it with all your heart and passion.
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What famous Quarterback are you?

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Peyton Manning
If only this young and bright star had a defense he could be winning more super bowl's than joe montana won.
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My Blog

Sounding off

alright i just have to do this. i gotta get this out in the open cuz its just a need thing for me. as most everyone should know that im now in colorado springs living with my sister. the reasoning for...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:20:00 GMT

why?

i honestly dont what is my major malfunction. i mean i guess relationships are just not my thing just cuz i have never had a good one. i pick the women that take advantage of me constantly it is fucki...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:19:00 GMT

funny shit continued

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Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:29:00 GMT

Funny Shit 2

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Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Band wagon jumpers

ok i know that the colts are finally in the super bowl which is awesome cuz ive been waiting a long time for them to get there, but today already ive seen countless colts jerseys and hats and it hasnt...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Funny Shit

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Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 20:16:00 GMT

Journal entry . 1

I've deceided that I'm going to put random journal entries in here so everyone can learn more about me. I will not use names for protection of the innocent. lol Tuesday September 30, 2003 There are fe...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:08:00 GMT

Venting

ok im pretty peeved right now. actually thats a bit of an understatement. i wish that i was still playing football so i could take somones head off. i mean i have been keeping it bottled up inside way...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 13:37:00 GMT

Top 5 questions feared by men

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:17:00 GMT

10 signs you drank too much

10- You spent Sunday night in jail for cow tipping... with your Oldsmobile. 9- Thanks to you, Jack Daniel's stock is up 15ΒΌ since Friday. 8- Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:57:00 GMT