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About Me

I'm coming out of a blue period into a kind of aquamarine phase.

My Interests

running, jumping, climbing trees, travel, music, nonuglylesbians, skydiving, skiing, gurilla hiking, pugs, sculpture, painting, photography, movies, substances, world religions, poking badgers with spoons, getting lost on mass transit, literature, jazz, dogs, glass art, men who wear makeup

I'd like to meet:

You. Unless you're a cat. i fuckin hate cats

Movies:

pirates of the caribbean, harry potter series, dogma, princess bride, fog of war, coming to america, dirty dancing, the truth about cats and dogs, crash, l ove actually, white christmas, chasing amy

Television:

lost, the l word, grey's anatomy, family guy, saved by the bell

Heroes:

people who sing in their cars, dance in the rain, and break for yellow billed storks.

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The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be

My Blog

Dear Universe

Dear Universe.It's me. Bill.When I leave my phone at our love nest after having a terse two sentence fight with your roommate, please stop reading my text messages and listening to my voicemails and c...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Bloodbath

And it came in like the barking of dogs in your belly,the lunatic dogs that bark every full moon on the dot. The clock in you unwound, the little room collapsed,and the blood trickled out in a thin re...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST

Seriously, who writes this shite?

Ok, this is the third one of these I've seen this morning, I have a few things to say... Every girl dreams that one day, she will find a boy that does these things for her.I think somewhere Cinderella...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

ovearheard in...my house...

Me, in a self-pitying manner: I'm the worst person in the world. Sarah: No you're not....Hitler was pretty bad...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

Till we reach that day

There's a day of hope May I live to see, When our hearts are happy And our souls are free. Let the new day dawn, Oh, Lord, I pray. We'll never get to heaven Till we reach that day. Mourners It's a da...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

Breaking up is hard to do...from happy bunny.

Breaking up is hard. Be gentle. hate is just a special type of love that we give to people who suck. Take some responsibility. It's not you. It's me. Really. I'm the one who wants out of this sucky ...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

18 hours and counting...

I can't sleep, so here I am. What to type, what to type... For those of you who don't know, Mallory, my one true love, has moved away forever to ride sea turtles and smoke the gange. I miss her alread...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

The Five Mindfulness Trainings

The Five Mindfulness Trainings(according to Thich Nath Hanh, www.plumvillage.org) -First Training- Aware of the suffering caused by the destruction of life, I am committed to cultivating compassion an...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

I'm not bitter, I'm sick.

I won't swallow your love poems palpating words, leaving behind a rut of stick stanzas dripping with honeyed enunciations euphemisms for amaroidal aspersions. I don't want your ...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Mammally factual

[armpit hair](mammally factual)©2001 Alix Olson. There were no seats on the subway so I had to grab a strapAs I lifted up my arm I heard a scream "what's that?" I took a look around, I thought "there...
Posted by Bill Looks Like a Woman on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST