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Ralph Wiggum

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have weak pimp-hand, so I'm a freelance photographer. I'm also a corporate lackey specializing in desktop publishing/graphic design. Other times I'm training for my very first Olympics as a member of the cross-country wrestling team. Don't tell anyone, but I'm dreading the underwater portion of the event...

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My Interests

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This is a golden nugget!!

This is one of the funniest short films I have ever seen!!

..> I.F.H. MONDAY'S on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

My Blog

Repetition does not equal truth.

Here we go again: Republicans who, despite being debunked, continue to assert that statements they make are true and accurate, despite thorough investigation showing some of the McCain-Palin "facts" a...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Holy crap, Palin!

This woman is NOT experienced enough to be vice-president. Did you see the ABC interview?Have you ever sat down with your resume and realized you need to either stretch the truth a bit or include some...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Republican party: the new "Real World"

Last week, while taking pictures during the RNC happenings, I noticed something interesting. Last Wednesday, when the buzz surrounding Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin was at a fever pitch and ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:40:00 GMT

KSTP loves death

Here are the top headlines on the KSTP channel 5 website. Woman identified in Washington Co. bridge death Mpls. astronaut back from space to share stories 16-year-old held in Chaska homicide Girl sa...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:05:00 GMT

White Light Riot f-ing rocks!!

This is my new favorite band and one of the best damn songs I’ve heard in a long time from a local band!!!Love it like I do!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:01:00 GMT

The nail in Hillarys coffin

Wow... now she's whining, but "happy to field the questions".
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh, Hillary. You’re only making it worse...

If you're following the Democratic Presidential race you know Hillary's campaign appears to be in trouble.With 11 straight losses to Obama in recent primaries and caucuses, Hillary's on the ropes and ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:14:00 GMT

This will really mess with your brain!

Not recommended for epileptics or those who suffer from extreme motion sickness.Have fun!
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Read your bulletins for Thursday night escapades!

Read your bulletins for... ditto. Too lazy to write it again. =P
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:10:00 GMT

The best survey ever!

Do you realize about half the surveys you fill out ask the same questions as the previous 4 surveys asked 1/3 of the time in 2/3 of overall surveys?Survey writers seem obsessed with knowing what you w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:47:00 GMT