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Maxy

I am here for Friends

About Me

FOLLOW THE BANNER BELOW TO GO AND VISIT MY SISTER AND HER MATE SHEEPY'S BAND PAGE!! THEY ARE CALLED THE SWITCHBLADE MASQUERADE AND THEY ARE FROM DUMFRIES AND THEY ARE EXCELLENT!!! GO GO GO!!!Right weel since I've deleted ma bebo fir the sole purpose of a bit of peace and quiet (Im no sayin that myspace is shite or nuthin lol) I'll be swingin aboot here more often so feel free tae add me!! I'm a proud Queen Of The South supporter and I love all types of sport and all types of music!! Been pingin' the guitar fir about 3 months noo and loving it!! Maybe gony take up somethin' else aswell!! I'd love tae be able to play a whole song oan a triangle!! Ive got yin eye goin ae the shop and yin runnin away wae the change with straight hair and curly teeth!! I walk with a stutter and talk with a limp and Ive got eyes oan the back ae ma heed which is oan upside doon!! Ma favourite swimming motion is the backstroke and if yer fridge is full I'll probably raid it!Thats the basics but if ye wanty know more jist ask!! .....................

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And finally "how long is that porn?" ------------------ "dunno aboot four wanks long maybe" :-) ye jist canny buy that kinda patter!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cross dressers, hustlers, 73 year olds pretending to be 16, weirdo's, dark horses, antique collecters, snake charmers, suicide bombers, terrorists, purists, sadists, extroverts, introverts, perverts, plumbers, joiners, welders, DIY specialists, Chechnyan rebels, heroin dealers, spam javelins, gun slingers, Barry Scott, Barry George....................... the list goes on but ye get the jist!!! Honestly though just oanybody who can have a laugh!! ;-)^^^A guy doing Arnold Impression!! Funny as fuck lol^^^^^^Badger Badger, Mushroom, AAAAAAAAH SNAAAAAKE^^^^^^Frankie Boyle on Animals lol^^^