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The Reverend

kiss me, i'm shitfaced

About Me

this is me

i've got it good - i can't complain. good friends, a beautiful girlfriend, and an amazing family. i owe every one of them something. my home? the valleys. some people hate it, but to me it'll always be home. my life? everybody's into the same shit: drinking. heavily. that, and avoiding responsibility. the perfect day? an ounce of MJ, some funk and super mario world. my nightmare? sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night scared that cardiff are still in division 3. the future? everybody's got a place they want to visit, and if i ever find myself in boston, then i'll be a happy man. until then, you'll find me in swansea. then fuck knows. chef?

"there's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self esteem"

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Prague Day 5 - Steadtler Rulers & Nazi Uniforms

Well, day 5 of our odyssey started like every other day - getting up out of bed just as the sun was going down. The sun sets here at 4 in the afternoon, but doesn't come up until 8 in the morning, so ...
Posted by The Reverend on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

Prague Day 3 & 4 - "My girlfriend, she is born in England - she is a half bred!!!"

Well where to start? Day 3 of our Czech rollercoaster was something to behold. We arose from our stupor with something of a mission in mind - namely to celebrate New Years in the most fashionable styl...
Posted by The Reverend on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:56:00 PST

Prague day 1 and day 2 - An Odyssey of cheap beer and cheap innuendo

Greetings from Prague So far .... Things have gone ridiculously bad for Owain. Firstly on the plane he was sitting next to the most drugged up man I have ever seen with a shiny bald head and techno pu...
Posted by The Reverend on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

10 Things I Have Learnt This Week

I've learnt ten things this past week. Ten very important things actually. The kind of things you should welcome into your life "with arms wide open", to quote wank-metallers Creed. The things you...
Posted by The Reverend on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

Spambo: First Blood

Spambo: First Blood A Phillpott original Spam awoke with a stir. "My God!" he uttered in a state of bewilderness. "What on Earth was I dreaming about - a milk carton revolution?!?" In the manner oft ...
Posted by The Reverend on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST

The Ballad of Papa Henley

The Ballad of Papa Henley A Phillpott original Once upon a time Jack Henley pasted mustard on his father's ham sandwich. Papa Henley, anxious to eat following a seven day starvation binge in the styl...
Posted by The Reverend on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST

The Indominable Toothpick

The Indominable ToothpickA Phillpott original Lars Ulrich poked the renegade meat hanging off the tip of his pie. Frowning, he cursed the shoddy workmanship of whomsoever had created the pie, and flu...
Posted by The Reverend on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST

Spambo

Spambo A Phillpott original Rhys Powell sighed as he looked dreamingly out of his window. Why did he have to be crippled? Why did the red bricks he had as artificial substitutes for human feet hold d...
Posted by The Reverend on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

Coffee and Pantene

Coffee and Pantene A Phillpott original "My coffee. There is sugar in this coffee." "What?" "Look, look at my coffee. Those little white particles." "That could be dandruff. I noticed you use Pantene...
Posted by The Reverend on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:19:00 PST