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crazy bitch

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About Me

Im out looking for friends and love and enjoying life. Well I enjoy life every day in different ways. I just want to keep on rocking and living life to the fullest so that I can show everyone out there my full potential.found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

My interests are my kids and enjoying life. Its so short might as well live it up


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I'd like to meet:

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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: acissej
What did you do last night?: drank and played the suffering
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: pictures
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: no
Last time you swam in a pool?: last summer
What are you wearing?: jeans and a t-shirt
How many cars have you owned?: 9
Type of music you dislike most?: country
Are you registered to vote?: no
Do you have cable?: yes
What kind of computer do you use?: my parents
Ever made a prank phone call?: yup
You like anyone right now?: kinda
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: yup
Furthest place you ever traveled?: hawaii
What's your favorite comic strip?: ghost rider
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: yup
Shower, morning or night?: both
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: saw III
Favorite pizza toppings?: mushrooms
Chips or popcorn?: popcorn
What cell phone provider do you have?: cingular
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no
Orange Juice or apple?: apple
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: my kids
favorite chocolate bar?: I hate chocolate
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Melissa and 10 years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: years ago
Have you ever won a trophy?: yup many of them
Favorite arcade game?: House of the Dead II
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: yup
Sprite or 7-UP?: neither I dont drink soda
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: yup and it was ugly
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: I dont shop there
Ever thrown up in public?: nope
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: finding true love the money will come later
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yup
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Jimmy Neutron
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: to my ass
What message is on your voicemail machine?: leave a message at the beep
Where would you like to go right now?: germany
Whats the name of your pet?: sapphire, keejay, boober, squirt, baiylin
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: I havent used one in years
What do you think about most?: everything I love to daydream
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Music:

Anything that you cant understand the words to. A good bass line is always nice but the drummer is key. Id take Tommy Lee any day of the week. Im also big into Three Days Grace right now, a little hinder, 1000 Foot Krutch, and any 80's hair band (they will never go away in my book), well pretty much any type of rock. I love it all.

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Movies:

The more blood the better. I prefer gore but some horror movies are just funny. They need to make a good blood soaked movie. No I am not a vampire. I like sarcastic humor too. Dumb humor just makes no sence. Give me someone being an ass but finding a way to make it funny. I just love it. Thousand Foot Krutch- Album Teaser

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Television:

Sacrcasim is key. If I could find a guy with the personality of House then he'd be mine forever, haha. House is number one, but I still love SVU and now the Riches with Eddie Izzard. Look up his stand up comedys especially Dress To Kill. Its funny as shit.

Books:

I really like mysteries and horror. Patricia Cornwell is one of my favorite authors. Her books are based on a forensic pathologist. She also wrote a book on Jack the Ripper where she was part of the reason they discovered who he was. I read about 1 book a week since I don't have time anymore. Really anything that keeps me interesed and second guessing is perfect. I also love John Grisham and Julie Garwood.

Heroes:

Anyone who can stand up for themselves and their beliefs.
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: rough
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: as often as possible
Is sex a top priority for you?: no
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yup
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never
How do you feel about one night stands?: as long as you have fun
How many one night stands have you had?: 2
What's your favorite position?: any and every
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: where ever the night takes me
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: F*CK
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yup
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 5 minutes
Do you get off first or do they?: they
Do you like kissing during sex?: yup
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes and loud
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: no if they know how to use it
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 18
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 3
What does your favorite fore-play include?: giving a BJ
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: sometimes
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: friends
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: yes and no
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: outside a club in ct
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: don't ask its disturbing
Have you ever done porn?: nope but maybe one day
Have you ever have sex for money?: nope
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: nope
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: yup
During sex... what are you thinking about?: if its good or not
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: both I like to dominate
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: at least 5
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: no I can always tell if I am
Could you live without sex?: hell no
How often do you find sex boring?: 1 out of 3 times
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: depends on the guy
Do you like to perform oral sex?: very much so
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: even more
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: no but I want to
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 3-some and it wasnt that fun
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yeah
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: yah, by someone at the bar
Have you ever had sex while at work?: no but at someone elses work
Have you ever had sex while at school?: no I was a good girl then
What is something that you would never consider doing?: double penetration
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: a long time ago
Would you ever have sex in public?: done it on more than one occasion
What's your biggest turn on?: kissing
Do you spit or swallow?: neither I gargle and savor the flavor for later
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 3
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: sure why not
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: no it was with my best friend
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: yes
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: love it in the shower
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: not really sure
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 10 years
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: I would hope so
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: damn skippy
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: getting caught and having them watch the whole thing
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 17
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: depending on where I am
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: no
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: no
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: the side of a bar
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: yes, passenger
Do you were protection as often as you should?: always
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: hell no
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: no
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: either works
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: 7
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: no and yes
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: hell no
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: my ex-husband
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: johny depp
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who I am

Dreams are only for the ones willing to behold them.  Mess-ups are for the ones who are willing to do wrong and accept it.  Passion is for those who show they have a heart.  Beauty is f...
Posted by crazy bitch on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:36:00 PST

Destiny

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.   It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be acheived.
Posted by crazy bitch on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Ive learned...

Ive learned that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Ive learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. Ive le...
Posted by crazy bitch on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

life and love

I have been fucked over to hell so many times and Im completely done with it.  Any guy who is out there needs to know that Im stronger than I look and Im ready to beat someones ass.  Im tire...
Posted by crazy bitch on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:19:00 PST

Life

Many try to bury the sins of the past., but you deny them, pretend they never happened.  If you wish them all away, they will come back to the surface a million times stronger.
Posted by crazy bitch on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Truth Be Told

When they burned the accused they thought they were doing gods will, but thats the trick about killing someone, you can't take it back.
Posted by crazy bitch on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

saying

Everything beautiful is gone.  No matter how tough you are a measure of fear can keep you alive.  A man with no fear is to stupid to die.
Posted by crazy bitch on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Music

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Posted by crazy bitch on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Friends

Always remember friends are forever and a cheap lay is just for a night.  Love is for a lifetime but a beer is until you wake up in the morning and realize what you just did.  Being able to ...
Posted by crazy bitch on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST