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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't own confederate flag paraphernalia.
Simon Smith (and his amazing dancing bear).
Rudolph Hess.

My Blog

Update

In my New Balance blog I pleaded for them to bring back the 852 because: "1 pair would make me a runner again." It turns out that all I needed was Erin.  It feels good.   Side note: The "cl...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:54:00 GMT

Absolut kudos

Shouldn’t the US be the ones apologizing? http://www.gadling.com/2008/04/07/absolut-vodka-causes-a-sti r-with-mexico-ad/ I can’t wait to see the controversey stirred up when Absolut runs th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:06:00 GMT

posted to Rolling Stone magazine

Your record reviews suck.  All of the time.  You give bullshit vomit-pop decent-good ratings ALL OF THE TIME and then give a mediocre rating to a gem like the Slow Wonder?  Do you give ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Struck a chord?

Well as it turns out, my private-profile blog got some people's panties in a twist (!).  In the following blog, "you" can mean everyone that's reading this.  Or, it can mean t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:10:00 GMT

lament

I want to be in a fucking band so bad.A fucking rock band.A (touring) fucking rock band.I don't need to make money, break even would be sweet.  Not have to sell all my posessions would be cool to...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:12:00 GMT

private...

...profiles?Time for another semi-drunken stream-of-consciousness blog!!!!!Hey everyone who makes their profiles private: fuck you.Who do you think you are?  By having a "myspace" account you are...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:15:00 GMT

laze

I haven't really been writing blogs recently.  I haven't inspired enough by anything...anything like old Queen videos.  But you should be studying all my old ones, in case there's an exam.So...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Housman

To an athlete dying young... The time you won your town the raceWe chaired you through the market-place;Man and boy stood cheering by,And home we brought you shoulder-high.To-day, the road all runners...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:20:00 GMT

Restaurant Names

Erin and I were driving back from our mini-honeymoon and thinking about culinary establishments that have atrociously tacky names and slogans containing some sort of sexual innuendo.  Such exampl...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:32:00 GMT