Some rather impressive shit I have done:
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Ate some magic mushrooms in Amsterdam and became unable to stop quoting The Office. And couldn't stop talking about David 'Shnedaz' Sneddon.
Drank some green 70% King of Spirits Absinth and I was just sitting there cos I couldn't remember how to do anything.
Witnessed Paul say 'Who's this, Mark Viduka? Fuck off'.
Went to see Bill Bailey but found a pub selling £1.25 pints 8 hours earlier so have no memory of the gig.
Sang Girls Aloud at the top of me voice at 4 in the morning on a camp site, after I drunk a large bottle of gin and a good amount of dark rum. Only to be chased off the site in the morning by a old woman waving a bat.
Formed the Robot Dance Team.
Exchanged emails with Pancake the clown.
As you can see from above, I can be abit of a cock.
Suck my balls
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