¿(s)Aint CAT?

This is for the myspace freaks i have unfortunately befriended (Jess and Amber), I have finally become sick of the nagging to change this.

The majority of people call me Cat because its easy to remember, I live in one of the most boring parts of England where people refuse to have street lights because it might disturb their sleep and my greatest hate is the girl off the rice krispies advert who is clearly the product of an incesstuous marriage.

The rest, i am afraid, must be up to you to find out if you so wish as i am an exceptionally dull person and we would have nothing to talk about if i wrote it down.

:)

“It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out....Ooh, what kind of pies?....Apple. ”

Sharings Caring...