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¡Keller!

I hope you enjoyed our first, last, and only show.

About Me

We are the first and best Alabama WarXCore band you'll ever hear. We bring the brutal mosh and a mean case of full blown AIDS. You better watch your back cuz we take no prisoners, nigga! Scott Crack is in charge of this page, just so you know.

My Interests

AIDS, WarXCore, Shows, Edge, Xtaco bellX, Red Sox, Nakedness! Keyboard, Cowbell.

I'd like to meet:

Big cocks who know how to mosh.

Music:

The Ran, Against Me!, Limp Wrist, Embrace Today, With Honor, Reach The Sky, Death Threat, The Suicide File, The Hope Conspiracy, At The Drive-In, Hot Hot Heat, Nine Inch Nails, Cave In, Give Up The Ghost, The Clash, The Darkness.

Movies:

Boston Beatdown, Back to the Future, Evil Dead, anything with robots or zombies.

Television:

I can't see or hear anything.

Books:

The Life and Times of Hellen Keller.

Heroes:

Christopher Reeves

My Blog

First show.

Well the show was fun, although there was pretty much no one there, it was fun, what made it fun, the fact that it was so damn funny, everyone thought it was hilarious which is awesome, thats what we ...
Posted by ¡Keller! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST